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    After experiencing some testicle pain the other day (I made a thread on it/thankfully the pain has now gone) I decided to pay more attention to my family jewells. I measured them and calculated the volume and it turns out that they are about 60% bigger than the national average. Is this a good thing? Would it put you off or would it be a turn on?
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    How did you measure the volume of your nuts?
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    (Original post by baby sexy)
    How did you measure the volume of your nuts?
    :ditto:
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    (Original post by baby sexy)
    How did you measure the volume of your nuts?
    By measuring the length, height and depth with a ruler and then using the following formula: 4/3 π x (length/2) x (width/2) x (depth/2).
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    Dunked them in water and weighed the overflow. Perfectly normal activity, goes hand in hand with measuring your penis length, or using a bendy ruler to measure girth. Everyone does it.
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    Be proud of your balls. Not that we care.

    They have no function for us and I don't pay much attention to them, except for during oral, when honestly smaller is more practical. But whatever.
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    60%?! Megabawlz!
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    60%? Thats pretty sweet man. From bro to bro, I hope you have a big whopper to match, otherwise that's gonna look pretty funky.
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    How big is your penis? My friend accidentally flashed us on holiday. He has the biggest scrotum I have ever seen, but at the same time he has the smallest penis I have ever seen. To make it worse, he is 6'5'' and twenty stone.
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    Can't say I've never noticed, actually.
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    Sorry brah but I think you has teh testicular canca
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    Not that fussed really, but maybe slightly.
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    did somebody just watch south park?

    stickin ur balls in a microwave just so you can smoke weed isn't the solution brah
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    this remainds me of the inbetweeners:

    "do you put the balls in too?"


    "yeah...can do"
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    (Original post by TheRealDarthVader)
    How big is your penis? My friend accidentally flashed us on holiday. He has the biggest scrotum I have ever seen, but at the same time he has the smallest penis I have ever seen. To make it worse, he is 6'5'' and twenty stone.
    :sexface:
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    Girls don't care.
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    Can't say that balls, or their size, are something we particularly care about. We don't meet a guy and think, "I hope he has big balls!", it doesn't really matter. But, congratulations nonetheless for your big nads, I'm sure they bring you some kind of subconscious confidence-boost. :yep:
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    (Original post by Scubar)
    did somebody just watch south park?

    stickin ur balls in a microwave just so you can smoke weed isn't the solution brah
    Ha. That episide of South Park is what came to mind before making this thread. I can't say I've ever thought about microwaving my nads, mind.

    And for those who asked, my **** is bigger than average so they don't look too out of proportion or anything like that.
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    Scrotum: one of those words that should definitely be used more in everyday conversation.
 
 
 
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