I am awesome, because when I eventually do come to a meet up they will be rocking in the aisles and there shall be muchos rejoicios among all men and women (the children shall be largely unaffected, after having only heard of me through playground whispers. but they shall know).
I will make it to a meet up eventually. I promise. Missing all the other ones wouldn't have been that bad if I'd.......ooohhh, I don't know......met you another time randomly in Studio or something........oh, hang on, I DID. AND YOU IGNORED ME.
*folds arms dramatically*