Both Peep Show and Monkey dust were awesomely brilliant programs. "I never done it. I only said I done it so the police wouldn't give me another Jalfrezi enema". Sick but brilliant.
Lol - "Well you see I was on my way home when a friend asked me to keep a ring for him, and so I said yes and then 4 dark horsemen started chasing me - and I was kidnapped and then led by a horrible scaly monster to a volcano and the forces of evil were drawing near and I had to throw it in see, and that's what really happened!"
"Johnathan, that was the plot of the lord of the rings, where have you really been"