Lol - "Well you see I was on my way home when a friend asked me to keep a ring for him, and so I said yes and then 4 dark horsemen started chasing me - and I was kidnapped and then led by a horrible scaly monster to a volcano and the forces of evil were drawing near and I had to throw it in see, and that's what really happened!"
"Johnathan, that was the plot of the lord of the rings, where have you really been"
"I've been spit roasting a hooker with your dad"
Classic indeed. I didn't know anyone else who watched it though, so I have yet to be able to share memories. I rejoice at Durham. Did you see the plastic surgery in the caravan? "But David Baddiel is a very clever man! He got a double first from Cambridge." "But I'm a woman!"
There were so many great ideas in that show. *In Geordie Accent* "Elaine is about to dump her load"
I feel like I've been shat on. Monday night's the night to go out. All my friends and everyone will be there. I have vouchers for 6 free pints after winning the quiz last week. I'm all ready to go. Oops. No passport. Left it in Durham the other day. Oh well, I only get IDd every 1 in 4 times. So an hour ago, I began my walk and queueing.