1. Have an awesome time, I know I will.
2. I have a birthday suit, it's just not too flattering.
3. Tans are sexy, but not when orange.
4. Terrorism doesn't ACTUALLY exist, but the government are a bunch of knobs who insist on creating scare in their people (the naive ones anyway) using such words as plot and bomb. I personally wouldn't bat a ****ing eyelid over the whole made-up *******s. I think statistically you're more likely to be killed by spiders... OMG I hate spiders.
I love everyone!