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Jelkin
Oh my God.

I can't even begin to describe how much I just laughed. It went beyond a laugh - I was just emitting high pitched squeaking noises. That was absolute genius. It has made my day. I now owe you about five years' worth of rep...

See? Comedy gold.


My girlfriend's 300 miles away :rolleyes: Still, that means more time for Pro Evo and hopefully earning some money, which I can pool together to buy her something to spoil her with when we are together. I have £27 to last me till I get my Student Loan....
Chemistry Research, Durham University
Durham University
Durham
I have new hair, and want to share it with you all...



Look how manly I am with my cosmo and margherita... I thought it was a pizza:frown:


Pump it. LOUDER


Sorry, was just bored. If you want to see more of this wonderment you can check my facebook pictures... I left out the ones that show my horrible bulge:frown: OO errrr..
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RobbieC
I left out the ones that show my horrible bulge:frown:

We all do that...I'm not going to pretend I don't have a rigorous screening process when it comes to choosing what photos I can post online. The photos you've all seen of me are pretty flattering. I look worse in real life. Sorry! :redface:

EDIT: By the way, the third photo is the best, because it looks kind of as though you could be making a serious pose. Plus, your shirt rocks. The second one is cuter though! :biggrin:
Plus I look better by comparison to my pasty amigo with the outdated hairstyle (I do try and tell him, but it breaks his little heart). Hehe, or rather he's stubborn as ****!

I like my brown shirt and my hawaian one, so I put them together. CLASH
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goldenbarnes
See? Comedy gold.


My girlfriend's 300 miles away :rolleyes: Still, that means more time for Pro Evo and hopefully earning some money, which I can pool together to buy her something to spoil her with when we are together. I have £27 to last me till I get my Student Loan....


My girlfriend is 750 miles away in Prague :frown:
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Dobbs has a girlfriend....ahahaha :rofl:

I'm sorry.....:p: Nice hair Robbo :cool:
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Rach:)
Dobbs has a girlfriend....ahahaha :rofl:

I'm sorry.....:p: Nice hair Robbo :cool:


Be nice to your step-mother! :p: She's a hot eastern european......can't complain :smile: Though I guess I can....since she lives and studies in the Czech Republic, which means I get to see her about once a month :frown:
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Oo, I have a mum now, yay! :biggrin:
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Rach:)
Oo, I have a mum now, yay! :biggrin:


You've always had a mum! My wife Olivia.

However, we've just divorced as I have a new wife, called Tam....and she's expecting a lovely daughter in one week!

So in just over a weeks' time, I will have:

1 ex-wife (Olivia)
1 wife (Tam)
1 (actual) girlfriend (Lucie)
2 daughters (Katy, Nicole)
1 step-daughter (Sarah)
1 adopted daughter (Rach:smile:)
1 grandson (Matt)
1 step-granddaughter (Penelope)
And then I'll be the grandfather of whatever pops out of Rach:smile: lol
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Rach:)
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Pops out.....you make it sound so attractive ^o)
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Childbirth = :afraid:
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Rach:)
Pops out.....you make it sound so attractive ^o)


Childbirth is a beautiful thing :smile:
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:hmmm:
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Jelkin
:hmmm:


What?! It is :smile:

I love having kids, I had some last year, adopted Rach:smile: and now am gaining one more, and some grandkids. Seems like my life is just speeding by, haha!
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Did you give birth to these alleged children?

:hmmm:
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Jelkin
Did you give birth to these alleged children?

:hmmm:


No of course I didn't. They were created by the College. Each college has a large hive of eggs hidden beneath it created through taken DNA samples from the students and randomly mixing them to see what are created.

Then in September when the eggs are mature, they take DNA samples from them to see which students are the parents of them, and thats when we find out :smile:

However it's different in different colleges - for example in Castle the students have to find each other as parents and decide to have an egg. Whilst in Trevs it's random, and in some colleges they only take the DNA from one person, to create a single parent :smile:
As a man I can safely say that childbirth is cool. I mean, it can't be that painful, they're probably just being wimps. I stubbed my toe the other day, that's real pain!:biggrin:
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Well then! How can you say childbirth is beautiful??? :confused:

dobbs
...in some colleges they only take the DNA from one person, to create a single parent :smile:

DURHAM PARTAKES IN CLONING :eek:
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Jelkin
Well then! How can you say childbirth is beautiful??? :confused:


DURHAM PARTAKES IN CLONING :eek:


Eggs are beautiful :smile:

And no - it's not cloning, it's taking an artificial embryo and embedding DNA from one person in it. It doesn't clone the DNA but rather embraces it as a guideline of growth - so whilst the child doesn't directly resemble the mother or father, they only have the one parent :biggrin:
4000th post, woooo! I hate myself for feeling proud of this.

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