Durham General Chat Thread

Lol same here
Hes doing all the laughter-causing for us!
Id tell you a joke but i dont know any good ones

hehe u need one of those roll up keyboards that are like foam

Er.... That's just scary

do they really exist?!

I do believe it was posted on here, and recently, but

http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/jokes.html

is funny in a 'sad' kind of way. does exactly what it says on the, erm, page.

Almost 3am

Dry sense of humour...

"Why do undertakers wear ties?

Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas."

"Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed."

Not my sense of humour weely

Dry sense of humour...

"Why do undertakers wear ties?

Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas."

"Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed."

Not my sense of humour weely

Yes but can you not imagine the hilarious look of disbelief that would fill a table of faces if that sort of joke was told at a ye olde formal dinner, ala 'Pride and Prejudice'?

Almost 3am

Talking of Pride and Prej, I want to go see it, has any of you seen it?

Talking of Pride and Prej, I want to go see it, has any of you seen it?

I might drag someone along to see it... Just coz I havn't seen the other films or read the book