Just a change of topic. I know you will all cry, it's a stereotype, don't be so harsh on locals!
In my home-town, never in my life has I had a mouthful of cider spat in my face when walking along, minding my own business.
There is some ****ing scum in this place, thankfully I was adept enough to be holding my pen in my writing hand at the time, and using the blank canvas of my hand, spun on my right foot to eagle-eye cherry their number plate.
Shame the police will do **** all about the absolute scrotes. But they're lucky I can walk without my crutch now, because if I'd had that I would have ****ing swung it at that pricks face. ****ing dirty ****.