I usually hate things like "beaver leaver" and "magic man wand", but those are high quality technical terms. Well done.
Nuns need exercise too. Are they wearing their habits in your imagination, or perhaps leotards with just the head bit so that you know they're nuns? Is Whoopi Goldberg there? Perhaps it's a sexual thing based on the fact that you cannot sleep with a nun. Unless your magic man wand gets better and lures them in ...
... I'm going to have some strange dreams tonight. Though I did already have a dream the other day that my room in Christopher was renovated as a kind of test to see if it were a good way of dealing with the dump. As a result it was about ten times the size, with four double beds, a sink, some really high up cupboards and some decorative Chinese plates. What a fantastic dream. Then I woke up and remembered that my carpet is stained, the internet socket thing has fallen off the wall and the broken curtain that I have reported will never be fixed, meaning I cannot work at my desk because the sunlight shines directly onto my laptop screen.
Do the photo before you get the haircut. But I'm only saying that because I prefer long-ish hair on guys.
I realise I'm only a first year, so you guys - especially Jesus - won't sympathise, but I am still yet to read Bleak House, Robinson Crusoe, Paradise Lost, most of the poetry on the module, 2 Arthur Miller plays and 2 O'Neill plays. And to learn ANYTHING about Europe from 1945 to the present. And French. Hmmm. I still have about three quarters of a play to write, as well, and I'm meant to be calling my director to arrange a meeting but I know he'll ask where the rest of the play is. I'm frightened. Technically there's no contract but, being £900 into my overdraft, I need the money.
*sigh* I am very tired but my brother and his weird friends are directly below me and all I can hear are rumbling man voices. Ugh. I still haven't unpacked from uni or from skiing or tidied up the mess I made whilst packing for skiing, so getting to my bed will have about 35 minutes alone.
Durham21! *helps the cause*
I should stop typing now. This is getting ridiculous.