Most of them make a lot more sense to me and my friends, but...
The original one, aimed at a young rower who sits at the front of lectures who has one of the most irritating laughs you will ever hear. (I admit that this one isn't amazingly good, but it made me feel happy) A chap with a terrible laugh Makes one feel like a sacrificed calf He sits at the front Whilst you secretly want To put him in a fiery hearth.
Upon Hollieann's bed Is a lovely young thing called Ted in immaculate dress he reduces her stress and takes it all out of her head.
Mike was an troublesome boy Who treated all life as a toy It went terribly wrong When he played with a gong Now he can eat nothing but soy.
Like I said... I've spent the afternoon doing this