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Howard
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George Bush dies and goes to hell.

He meets the Devil and the Devil says "yep your name is on the list..George W Bush...however we are full"

George says "OK, no problem I will just go back then"

"No no" says the devil..."I have a note here that tells me why you have been sent down here"..........."and I have 3 other people from the same background as you who are here and their actions are less serious than yours so..........what i will do is replace you with one of them........but to make it fair I will let you choose which one"

So the Devil shows George the first door and opens it. In there is Nixon who is continually diving into an expanse of water 24/7 and swimming around looking for something. George says "I have never been much of a swimmer so I'll pass on that one"

The Devil opens the second door. In there is Ronald Regan continually smashing rocks with a sledge hammer 24/7. George says "I have a dicky shoulder so I had better pass on that one too"

The Devil shows George into the 3rd and final door. In there is Bill Clinton spreadeagled naked and tied to a bed. In between Clinton's legs is Monica lewinski doing what she does best. George says "I can do this 24/7 I'll take this one" T

To which the Devil replies "OK Monica you can go now"

Boom boom!
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Ooh! So close to being funny there.
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heh heh heh, very good
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That brought something closely resembling to positive emotion there.
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