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    Sex with vacuum cleaners is referenced countless times on TV and in films, but is it actually safe? There's a Henry Hoover in our closet which is outside my bedroom and it's been giving me the eye all day. I'm half tempted to go over and give it a good rogering, but I'm scared that it'll do damage to my little general. Will it?

    Thank you in advance,

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    Only if you're doing anal.
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    (Original post by johnbergqvist)
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    Ask him ^

    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/priv...newpm&u=201713
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    Hey can we get one of these threads for the girls going as well?
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    HAHA!! LOVE this!!
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    (Original post by Addzter)
    Sex with vacuum cleaners is referenced countless times on TV and in films, but is it actually safe? There's a Henry Hoover in our closet which is outside my bedroom and it's been giving me the eye all day. I'm half tempted to go over and give it a good rogering, but I'm scared that it'll do damage to my little general. Will it?

    Thank you in advance,

    Addzter.
    My threads are better :hand:
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    What happened to the funny troll, ffs?
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    :lolwut:
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    I'm sorry but have you ever looked down the pipe, or put your finger in it to see all the **** that gets caught stuck to the insides of the pipe...if you want your willy to get infected then fine...roger that.
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    (Original post by In2deep)
    My threads are better :hand:
    I did enjoy your nose rape one. It was inspired.
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    (Original post by Addzter)

    Sex with vacuum cleaners is referenced countless times on TV and in films, but is it actually safe? There's a Henry Hoover in our closet which is outside my bedroom and it's been giving me the eye all day. I'm half tempted to go over and give it a good rogering, but I'm scared that it'll do damage to my little general. Will it?

    Thank you in advance,

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    Dyson is more partial to this kind of buggery, Henry is quite the little conservative.
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    Your mother is going to be in for a nasty surprise when she cleans it out.
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    (Original post by lella_m)
    Ask him ^

    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/priv...newpm&u=201713
    Done'd
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    You could also try teabagging a Dyson airblade.
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    everyone is doing that
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    LOL you must be desperate....man and machine?..go for it anyway just for lulz
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    Honestly? It seems pretty dangerous to me, unless you have a really low wattage hoover. You wouldn't want a venous leak, would you?
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    Only if you're prepared to have that face staring at you while you're jerking off.

    It'll be in your nightmares.
 
 
 
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