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    How do you become a milkman?
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    get milk. deliver milk.
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    But where do you go to become a milkman? Is there a special milkman training school?
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    Buy a slow high-pitched van with no sides
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    1) Listen to Aphex Twin
    2) Get a wife
    3) ???
    4) Profit
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG3FfFgGNz8

    "There's some very hairy babies on Craggy Island and I think you're the hairy baby maker!"
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    - BA Milkperson Studies or
    - BA Dairy Studies and complete the DDC (Dairy Delivery Course) or
    - Do any undergraduate degree then complete the GMD (Graduate Milkperson Diploma)
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    On the directGov website there was an advert for someone to do the Milk round in my area. All you needed was a driving license xD

    Take a look at this also http://www.delivermilk.co.uk/beamilkman.htm
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    Apply like any other job?
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    (Original post by fire2burn)
    1) Listen to Aphex Twin
    2) Get a wife
    3) ???
    4) Profit
    ^this
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    You have to pass the milking thread. If the cows get mad, you fail.
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    study a milk delivering degree at the milkmans uni in milkmans land.


    i think the only entry requirement is that youre not mentally retarded. and even then theyre quite lenient.
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    Go to Brunel University.
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    I've never thought about it.
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    (Original post by RamocitoMorales)
    Go to Brunel University.
    Gosh, I bet it's been at least 18 months, maybe even two years, since I last head you **** off Brunel.......

    "Memories, pressed between the pages of my mind.
    Memories, sweetened through the ages just like wine.
    Memories, Memories, sweet memories"

    Qualiications needed to be a milkman: -

    Driving licence
    To be able to enjoy, or at least tolerate, VERY early mornings

    But in all seriousness it's probably not the most stable of jobs. How still gets their milk delivered? Not many.
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    (Original post by Shortarse1)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG3FfFgGNz8

    "There's some very hairy babies on Craggy Island and I think you're the hairy baby maker!"
    LOL
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    (Original post by cognito_08)
    - BA Milkperson Studies or
    - BA Dairy Studies and complete the DDC (Dairy Delivery Course) or
    - Do any undergraduate degree then complete the GMD (Graduate Milkperson Diploma)
    ^this

    beware, though, that the GMD is highly competitive and requires a lot of determination to get through such a challenging year
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    BA Dairy Studies
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    ****. i have literally neve thought about this before. what a ******* excellent question.
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    Suck on some boobies.
 
 
 
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