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    Recently, I've gotten pretty lucky in the sex stakes, having sex multiple times a day with various partners and at first it was fantastic, but now I'm noticing an annoying side effect of it - it's getting boring.

    It used to be that going home after a night out and hitting some hot, sweet poon was a glorious end to a good few hours' hard work, but now it's become something of a chore. Last night, for example, I was having a threesome and I felt myself drifting off. Luckily I got managed to grab my iPhone from the bedside table and I played a game of Angry Birds while I DP'd Lisa and Maria - I'd have fallen asleep otherwise.

    Another side effect is, I literally cannot **** anymore. On a good day, I used to be able to crack one off to even the most mildly arousing image on the telly (Jeremy Paxman roaring at someone on Newsnight is one that I'm particularly proud of) but now I'm having to actively seek out really extreme stuff, like those pictures of Gail Platt sunbathing topless, if I want to get even close to having an orgasm.

    It's really getting me down and, as far as I see, the only solution would be to become celibate for a while so I can get my sex drive back. Or perhaps someone has a really disgusting image that'll put me off sex for a while (Eamonn Holmes rubbing lard into his bellybutton while purring like a cat, maybe)?

    Thanks, TSR. :o:
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    Gail Platt sunbathing topless.

    Why the hell did I have to google that. I hate you OP.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Recently, I've gotten pretty lucky in the sex stakes, having sex multiple times a day with various partners and at first it was fantastic, but now I'm noticing an annoying side effect of it - it's getting boring.

    It used to be that going home after a night out and hitting some hot, sweet poon was a glorious end to a good few hours' hard work, but now it's become something of a chore. Last night, for example, I was having a threesome and I felt myself drifting off. Luckily I got managed to grab my iPhone from the bedside table and I played a game of Angry Birds while I DP'd Lisa and Maria - I'd have fallen asleep otherwise.

    Another side effect is, I literally cannot **** anymore. On a good day, I used to be able to crack one off to even the most mildly arousing image on the telly (Jeremy Paxman roaring at someone on Newsnight is one that I'm particularly proud of) but now I'm having to actively seek out really extreme stuff, like those pictures of Gail Platt sunbathing topless, if I want to get even close to having an orgasm.

    It's really getting me down and, as far as I see, the only solution would be to become celibate for a while so I can get my sex drive back. Or perhaps someone has a really disgusting image that'll put me off sex for a while (Eamonn Holmes rubbing lard into his bellybutton while purring like a cat, maybe)?

    Thanks, TSR. :o:
    i wouldn't give up just yet you lucky *******, try experimenting?
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    I wanna be just like you when I grow up! *fawns*
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    This made my day
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    Trololololololol.
    If not:
    What did you expect?
    Sex is so good because it's rare.
    If it wasn't say as common as dancing it would lose it's appeal.
 
 
 
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