Here are my jokes, I made them up, please vote in the poll.
Joke 1) What do you call a noun who can't complete in the olympics?
Joke 2) I got my mate a present it's really off the wall. It's a brick
Joke 3) What do you call a slutty talentless scummy dinosaur?
Joke 4) What do you call two bacteria in a sink?
Partners in grime
Joke 5) What is the fakest type of cream?
Joke 6) Why was the cat grumpy?
She was on her purrriod
Joke 7) Why shouldn't you be friends with a musician?
They're nothing but treble
Joke 8) Why is it uncool to be friends with the number 64?
Joke 9) What do you do to a shy Turtle?
Bring it out of its shell
Joke 10) Who is the biggest dog on Sex and the City
Sarah Jessica Barker
Joke 11) What is the most boring special occasion?
A blank holiday
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View Poll Results: Which joke(s) was the best1545.45%219.09%319.09%4218.18%519.09%6218.18%7218.18%819.09%919.09%10218.18%1119.09%They were all equally awesome327.27%Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 11. You may not vote on this poll
- Thread Starter
- 27-09-2010 15:05
- 27-09-2010 15:14
Oh, sorry, did I pick 1? I thought that it was a scale of how funny they were from 1 to 11.
- 27-09-2010 15:26
TEEHEE. Yeah, er, no.
- 27-09-2010 15:31
I love bad jokes
- 27-09-2010 16:10
A classic case of jokes that are so bad, they are actually quite funny.
- 27-09-2010 17:11
shocking but the puriod was funny
- 27-09-2010 17:42
i like joke 2
- 27-09-2010 21:24
Horrible but I lol'd.
- 28-09-2010 09:46
Haha oh wow. So bad that they're brilliant! I do love a good rubbish joke.
- 28-09-2010 13:56
I didn't laugh