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  • View Poll Results: Which joke(s) was the best
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    5
    45.45%
    2
    1
    9.09%
    3
    1
    9.09%
    4
    2
    18.18%
    5
    1
    9.09%
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    2
    18.18%
    7
    2
    18.18%
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    1
    9.09%
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    1
    9.09%
    10
    2
    18.18%
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    1
    9.09%
    They were all equally awesome
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    27.27%

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    Here are my jokes, I made them up, please vote in the poll.

    Joke 1) What do you call a noun who can't complete in the olympics?
    A pronoun

    Joke 2) I got my mate a present it's really off the wall. It's a brick

    Joke 3) What do you call a slutty talentless scummy dinosaur?
    Miley Saurus

    Joke 4) What do you call two bacteria in a sink?
    Partners in grime

    Joke 5) What is the fakest type of cream?
    Psuedocrem

    Joke 6) Why was the cat grumpy?
    She was on her purrriod

    Joke 7) Why shouldn't you be friends with a musician?
    They're nothing but treble

    Joke 8) Why is it uncool to be friends with the number 64?
    It's square

    Joke 9) What do you do to a shy Turtle?
    Bring it out of its shell

    Joke 10) Who is the biggest dog on Sex and the City
    Sarah Jessica Barker

    Joke 11) What is the most boring special occasion?
    A blank holiday
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    Oh, sorry, did I pick 1? I thought that it was a scale of how funny they were from 1 to 11.
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    TEEHEE. Yeah, er, no.
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    I love bad jokes :lol:
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    A classic case of jokes that are so bad, they are actually quite funny.
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    shocking but the puriod was funny
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    i like joke 2
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    Horrible but I lol'd.
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    Haha oh wow. So bad that they're brilliant! I do love a good rubbish joke.
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    I didn't laugh :no:
 
 
 
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