Girls: Guys acting animalistic during sex

where's a dude when a panini needs pounding! my punani hasnt seen action for decades

The 'dudes' are probably staying well back from the crazy lass.

I'd give all you girls an Asian pounding you'd NEVER forget.

but what will happen to my delicious panini???

sorry, at 5'1 they'll be the ones who dominate you.

Okay then.

It will die.

i pity the fool who cant tell the difference between a punani and panini. could lead to some real american pie moments.

People have never heard of stilts/pulleys/stools/rope have they?

Second. My partner can see me typing this. Take a hint please, dearest.

before people start giving replies of what they think I'm getting at ()

instead of a guy acting all gentle, caring of your feelings, lovemaking, eating a nice candlelit dinner beforehand to get you in the mood perhaps etc.

he acts like an animal during sex - throws you on the bed, gives you a good hard pounding, acts all dominant, some grunts and moaning as he thrusts and when he climaxes, with a sense of urgency, man handling, grabbing your hips or pushing your legs back, a bit of roughness, a sense that he needs to plant his 'seed' in you.

which do you prefer? the first one or the second one?

Wow, you should be a comedian.


......oh that's right, you have to actually be funny to do that. My bad.