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    Yes on a few occasions.

    One was less than a month ago, on a bus. It wasn't at the back either.

    It was on the top deck of a double decker, late-ish, just myself and a few others and him. He suddenly unbuttoned his trousers and dropped them around his ankles and started to..well he was knocking out the one-eyed champ.

    I got off on the next stop even though It wasn't my stop. So did the others.

    (Original post by Carl)
    No but I saw a guy defecate against some bins today. I was sat in my car in a car park listening to the radio, it was dark (around 8.30pm), this guy came along, looked around, pulled down his pants and squatted down. I felt like flashing my lights or beeping but in the end I just looked away. ******* disgusting though.
    :lol: Gross
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    This reminds me of Borat where he's "enjoying himself" outside a shop window.
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    There was a lad in a church group I used to go to who was Autistic & one of his symptoms was that he didn't know what was appropriate and where- so he used to **** himself off in church. Can't exactly say anything thoguh as it obviously wasn't his fault.
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    Lmao at this thread :lol:

    There was this girl in my class who always had her hand under the table, her face would go bright red, but i think she was just scratching? Think she must of had crabs or something which is abit worrying since it was in year 5 :lol:
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    A friend of mine did. Bless him, he was so shy, quiet, and nice. He walked into a newsagents and slyly had a few tugs while looking at the magazine covers.

    (wasn't there when it happened)
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    i've seen a monkey masturbate in public does that count?
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    Yes, I sat next to people doing that, twice

    One reason I dislike london transport
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    (Original post by hexgeist)
    I heard about a guy at primary school who got exspelled.
    omg poor guy got expelled for masturbating?:confused: :sad:
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    My boyfriend made me use a small vibrator on the bus once. It was a kinky game and so embarrassing - but so hot at the same time! I would say I would do it again, but it was the most terrifying thing in my life. He loved it though!
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    :lolwut: no

    I can't believe how much it actually happens after seeing other peoples posts Maybe I just live in a quiet area...
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    I've done it, reading festival I was really ******* drunk, eventually a mate paid me £10 to go bash one out in green camp on someones tent.

    Seen someone cranking it in a phonebox too.

    I was also slightly disturbed when a mate told me he had a **** during a music lesson in year 8...
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    Not masturbating but I've sat next to someone on bus who was clearly having phone sex, ergh!

    On a another note, I've drove past a road and saw a guy peeing outside someones house :O
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    I have never seen a public masturbator. (touch wood) (snigger immaturely)
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    (Original post by BumperBo)
    Why would she be upset? Grossed out, weirded out, yeah those make sense.
    But upset? O.o was she on something?
    He saw where she lived, she was just a bit upset and scared that he would come and try and do something more, you can never know with these people, it's quite a quiet area which she lives.
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    Not too long ago, i was on the bus on my way to work (at 5.30 in the morning) and this well dressed man got on. He sat a couple of seats in front of me and was watching something on his Iphone. Halfway through the journey i notice him begining to jerk in his seat (really vigorously- i'm actually afraid he might break the chair). Another man then comes on the bus, sits next to the guy has a quick look around the bus and begins to join in!!! I am very sure these guys don't know each other which makes it much weirder. At this point i leave the bus. Luckily i didn't actually see anything but that **** got me afraid of ever sitting on the top deck of a bus. There were other people on the bus (around 5 or 6 others) but i guess they didn't notice. I was shaking when i got off the bus lol.
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    Just in Borat.. It was hillarious..
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    (Original post by lylarose)
    My boyfriend made me use a small vibrator on the bus once. It was a kinky game and so embarrassing - but so hot at the same time! I would say I would do it again, but it was the most terrifying thing in my life. He loved it though!
    ...:erm:
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    A few times, but tbh it just look like my reflection in windows and mirrors. Or the guy that's always there is a gay stalker.
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    lmao i remember a guy in uni, on the deck were there's a million computers and everyone can see, he had porn on his screen and his hands were down his trousers and moving vigorously, i giggled :awesome:
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    I saw a guy doing it right outside my school gate, and I only saw him doing it whilst walking like 10metres away from him, he saw me and directed 'IT' at me and I screamed and ran.
    The school called the police though so hopefully it's all sorted out now.
    eurgh, I'm scarred for life!
 
 
 
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