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    Since starting university I havent masturbated at all. I'll be going to Judo lessons tomorrow where I might be paired with a girl. So as you can understand, Im scared I might get a hard on.

    What should I do? On the one hand I don't want to masturbate because I might perform worse (and it might not stop be from getting a hard on). On the other hand, I don't want to get a boner.
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    Hold on...You perform worse at Judo if you fap the night before?
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    Perform worse where?
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    Cut it off?
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    (Original post by PhyMath)
    Hold on...You perform worse at Judo if you fap the night before?
    You release testosterone when you ****... you want to keep that built up when playing sport.
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    Since when did ******* make you **** at Judo?
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    fill you trousers with cucumbers, that way when you do get a boner it sneakily hidden amongst all the other mounds and theyll just assume 'oh thats another cucumber' Fail safe
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    yo dude..thats nothing. i never jerked off for 5 weeks.... but when i did BOOM! *stand well away*!!!
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Since starting university I havent masturbated at all. I'll be going to Judo lessons tomorrow where I might be paired with a girl. So as you can understand, Im scared I might get a hard on.

    What should I do? On the one hand I don't want to masturbate because I might perform worse (and it might not stop be from getting a hard on). On the other hand, I don't want to get a boner.
    It would be more awkward if you get the boner if you pair up with a boy, no? With the girl, you might be able to laugh it off?
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    Well which would you rather, doing worse at judo or getting an erection in the middle of it?
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Since starting university I havent masturbated at all. I'll be going to Judo lessons tomorrow where I might be paired with a girl. So as you can understand, Im scared I might get a hard on.

    What should I do? On the one hand I don't want to masturbate because I might perform worse (and it might not stop be from getting a hard on). On the other hand, I don't want to get a boner.
    Complete nonsense. If anything you perform better in sport without such tensions. Very poor trolling.
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    no longer anonymous?
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    (Original post by J0nnyyyyyy)
    fill you trousers with cucumbers, that way when you do get a boner it sneakily hidden amongst all the other mounds and theyll just assume 'oh thats another cucumber' Fail safe
    REP
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    This is amusing, lol
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    Your boner might distract her long enough for you to win. Tactics innit.
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    Thread made me lol
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    You could always encorporate the boner into the judo. You know, **** her round the head and all that.
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    Just **** ffs. :facepalm2:
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    Aaaand boom goes the dynamite.
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    sellotape it before the lesson

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzvjT9SkbL8
 
 
 
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