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    (Original post by gimp21)
    You release testosterone when you ****... you want to keep that built up when playing sport.
    (Original post by wookymon)
    Complete nonsense. If anything you perform better in sport without such tensions. Very poor trolling.
    No, and No.

    Boxers dont have sex for weeks before a big game. Physical performance is better in the absence of sex, particularly for hard, aggressive sports.
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    Just wear speedos and tuck a testicle outside it. Everyone will be to distracted with that to notice the boner
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    Cancel, your **** will explode otherwise.
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    (Original post by wookymon)
    If anything you perform better in sport without such tensions.
    Not in Martial arts or boxing sports, ask David Haye.
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    (Original post by RaggedyBen)
    Just wear speedos and tuck a testicle outside it. Everyone will be to distracted with that to notice the boner
    What if some sees the dangling testicle and moves in for the kill with an easy target in mind?
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    (Original post by Antifazian)
    Your boner might distract her long enough for you to win. Tactics innit.
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    Magic mormon underwear
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    (Original post by PhyMath)
    What if some sees the dangling testicle and moves in for the kill with an easy target in mind?

    Hmmm maybe this tactic kills two birds with one stone and the threat of a blow to the bollox will inspire OP to fight like he's never fought before in order to protect the family jewels
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    (Original post by RaggedyBen)
    Hmmm maybe this tactic kills two birds with one stone and the threat of a blow to the bollox will inspire OP to fight like he's never fought before in order to protect the family jewels
    Did anyone else read that as "kill two balls with one stone"?
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    Just get a boner and freak her out, then thrust it into her face.
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    (Original post by lazy smurf)
    Not in Martial arts or boxing sports, ask David Haye.
    Even if that is true for some (certainly not me), this troll says he's wrestling with girls (how many girl wrestlers are there?!).

    If it makes any difference at that level then he should give the sport up.
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    ...how? ...eh.. um... how?
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    (Original post by J0nnyyyyyy)
    fill you trousers with cucumbers, that way when you do get a boner it sneakily hidden amongst all the other mounds and theyll just assume 'oh thats another cucumber' Fail safe
    Your post reminded me of

    http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/happy.png

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    (Original post by J0nnyyyyyy)
    fill you trousers with cucumbers, that way when you do get a boner it sneakily hidden amongst all the other mounds and theyll just assume 'oh thats another cucumber' Fail safe
    HAHAHAH!!
    Oh my gosh yes.
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    (Original post by beci.please)
    HAHAHAH!!
    Oh my gosh yes.
    This reminded me of this!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOQJiZ_g3Ho
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    (Original post by Farhan.Hanif93)
    This reminded me of this!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOQJiZ_g3Ho
    lolasaurus!
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    "Sorry, Selena's called in to say she's ill; you'll be getting your hands on Dennis tonight."
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    thats bull**** , you could be more relaxed so perform better.. and also if you have a massive rock-on, your not gunna be thinking about judo, you will wanna rub it on her leg or something, or at least i would...
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    i'd be more worried about coming all over her face when you grapple. :lolwut:
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    (Original post by Farhan.Hanif93)
    This reminded me of this!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOQJiZ_g3Ho
    Love that guy. This especially:

 
 
 
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