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I haven't masturbated in week, and am going to wrestle with girls...

Reply 20

Riderz

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gimp21

You release testosterone when you ****... you want to keep that built up when playing sport.

wookymon

Complete nonsense. If anything you perform better in sport without such tensions. Very poor trolling.

No, and No.

Boxers dont have sex for weeks before a big game. Physical performance is better in the absence of sex, particularly for hard, aggressive sports.

Reply 21

RaggedyBen

Just wear speedos and tuck a testicle outside it. Everyone will be to distracted with that to notice the boner :wink:

Reply 22

Muffinz

16

Cancel, your cock will explode otherwise.

Reply 23

lazy smurf

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wookymon

If anything you perform better in sport without such tensions.

Not in Martial arts or boxing sports, ask David Haye.

Reply 24

PhyMath

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RaggedyBen

Just wear speedos and tuck a testicle outside it. Everyone will be to distracted with that to notice the boner :wink:

What if some sees the dangling testicle and moves in for the kill with an easy target in mind?

Reply 25

cloud17

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Antifazian

Your boner might distract her long enough for you to win. Tactics innit.

Reply 26

asdfg0987

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Magic mormon underwear

Reply 27

RaggedyBen

PhyMath

What if some sees the dangling testicle and moves in for the kill with an easy target in mind?

Hmmm maybe this tactic kills two birds with one stone and the threat of a blow to the bollox will inspire OP to fight like he's never fought before in order to protect the family jewels :smile:

Reply 28

PhyMath

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RaggedyBen

Hmmm maybe this tactic kills two birds with one stone and the threat of a blow to the bollox will inspire OP to fight like he's never fought before in order to protect the family jewels :smile:

Did anyone else read that as "kill two balls with one stone"?

Reply 29

Keith Lemon

11

Just get a boner and freak her out, then thrust it into her face.

(edited 13 years ago)

Reply 30

wookymon

1

lazy smurf

Not in Martial arts or boxing sports, ask David Haye.

Even if that is true for some (certainly not me), this troll says he's wrestling with girls (how many girl wrestlers are there?!).

If it makes any difference at that level then he should give the sport up.

Reply 31

sbarrie2

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...how? ...eh.. um... how?

Reply 32

ExcessNeo

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J0nnyyyyyy

fill you trousers with cucumbers, that way when you do get a boner it sneakily hidden amongst all the other mounds and theyll just assume 'oh thats another cucumber' Fail safe

Your post reminded me of

Reply 33

beci.please

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J0nnyyyyyy

fill you trousers with cucumbers, that way when you do get a boner it sneakily hidden amongst all the other mounds and theyll just assume 'oh thats another cucumber' Fail safe

HAHAHAH!!
Oh my gosh yes.

Reply 34

Farhan.Hanif93

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beci.please

HAHAHAH!!
Oh my gosh yes.

This reminded me of this! :biggrin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOQJiZ_g3Ho

Reply 35

beci.please

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Farhan.Hanif93

This reminded me of this! :biggrin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOQJiZ_g3Ho

lolasaurus!

Reply 36

Edenr

14

"Sorry, Selena's called in to say she's ill; you'll be getting your hands on Dennis tonight."

Reply 37

lifesabeach

11

thats bull**** , you could be more relaxed so perform better.. and also if you have a massive rock-on, your not gunna be thinking about judo, you will wanna rub it on her leg or something, or at least i would...