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A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well," said her mother, "How was the honeymoon?"

"Oh Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic ......."
Then suddenly she burst out crying ... "But mama, as soon as we returned,Sam started using the most horrible language-things I'd never heardbefore! I me an all these awful four letter words! You've got to take
me home... PLEASE MAMA!"

"Sarah, Sarah!" her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with
your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT four letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you mama" wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME PLEASE!!"

"Darling! Baby! You must tell me what has you so upset! Tell your
mother these horrible four letter words!"

Sobbing the bride said, "Oh Mama... he used words like dust, wash,
iron, cook..."

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
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half a smile
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half a smile
More than I deserve!
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Howard, what are you supposed to be doing right now? Are you using office time to post humerous messages on the net? If so, then I congratulate you on the wise decision.
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*sniggers*
I like that
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he didn't want to be made a joke of




lame..but it was worth a try
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Howard, what are you supposed to be doing right now? Are you using office time to post humerous messages on the net? If so, then I congratulate you on the wise decision.
Yes, it's amazing what facilities I have at my disposal and the way I prioritorize my daily workload isn't it?
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(Original post by Howard)
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well," said her mother, "How was the honeymoon?"

"Oh Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic ......."
Then suddenly she burst out crying ... "But mama, as soon as we returned,Sam started using the most horrible language-things I'd never heardbefore! I me an all these awful four letter words! You've got to take
me home... PLEASE MAMA!"

"Sarah, Sarah!" her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with
your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT four letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you mama" wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME PLEASE!!"
good stuff....... but aren't women SUPPOSED to be doing that stuff anyway
"Darling! Baby! You must tell me what has you so upset! Tell your
mother these horrible four letter words!"

Sobbing the bride said, "Oh Mama... he used words like dust, wash,
iron, cook..."

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
good stuff... but aren't women supposed to be doing that sorta stuff anyway?
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he didn't want to be made a joke of



that's terrible
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good stuff... but aren't women supposed to be doing that sorta stuff anyway?
oh how dare you! i heard the latest trend was men adopting the role as housewives.
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yeah it was alrite but its a bit long winded
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oh how dare you! i heard the latest trend was men adopting the role as housewives.
i can understand why ur resentful if you're spending so much time cleaning and watching neighbours.
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i can understand why ur resentful if you're spending so much time cleaning and watching neighbours.
i'm not resentful and i'm not a chauvanist... i just like watching the outrage that sexist comments provoke i have to admit i do some cleaning... but neighbours is 4 ppl with too much time on their hands
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i'm not resentful and i'm not a chauvanist... i just like watching the outrage that sexist comments provoke i have to admit i do some cleaning...
hmm...but ur not considering becoming the male equivalent of a housewife?
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(Original post by Howard)
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well," said her mother, "How was the honeymoon?"

"Oh Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic ......."
Then suddenly she burst out crying ... "But mama, as soon as we returned,Sam started using the most horrible language-things I'd never heardbefore! I me an all these awful four letter words! You've got to take
me home... PLEASE MAMA!"

"Sarah, Sarah!" her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with
your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT four letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you mama" wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME PLEASE!!"

"Darling! Baby! You must tell me what has you so upset! Tell your
mother these horrible four letter words!"

Sobbing the bride said, "Oh Mama... he used words like dust, wash,
iron, cook..."

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
:mad: Wheres the funny part?
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:mad: Wheres the funny part?
Well, in fairness I did say "an attempt" and not "a guarantee"!
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Well, in fairness I did say "an attempt" and not "a guarantee"!
Yeah, i know. But i can't find the bit thats attempting to be funny.
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Yeah, i know. But i can't find the bit thats attempting to be funny.
Fair point.
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hmm...but ur not considering becoming the male equivalent of a housewife?
wow that sounds appealling......... let me give it some thought
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A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well," said her mother, "How was the honeymoon?"

"Oh Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic ......."
Then suddenly she burst out crying ... "But mama, as soon as we returned,Sam started using the most horrible language-things I'd never heardbefore! I me an all these awful four letter words! You've got to take
me home... PLEASE MAMA!"

"Sarah, Sarah!" her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with
your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT four letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you mama" wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME PLEASE!!"

"Darling! Baby! You must tell me what has you so upset! Tell your
mother these horrible four letter words!"

Sobbing the bride said, "Oh Mama... he used words like dust, wash,
iron, cook..."

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
A mild attempt at humour.
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