Firstly I'd give over three quarters to many many different charities.
Then I would pay Endemol lots of money to stop making Big Brother/The Salon/other daft reality shows.
Then I'd give the NUS enough cash for grants for a few years.
Then I would buy out Rupert Murdock and run all his newspapers/tv networks(make an all Blackadder/Monty Python/Fawlty Towers channel in every country) then put the rest into the bank and use half the interest to live and give the other half to various good charities,
Yeah i could sleep at night after that
Oh and get all the celebrities I hate and put them in prison
Oh and marry Steve Jocz and slap Paris Hilton(hey that's free)
If I have that much money then, I would split it into 5 sections, put 4 into high interest 20 year accounts. And the other one into a current account. That should put me in good steaad for the next 100 years.
I would think about world domination
easier on the eyes with a higher reading age
"See Spot run, Run Spot Run, Good Spot"
How many penny sweets could you buy for a trillion quid
I would probably spend it on space. Seriously.
Ermmmm yeah any stupid ones I get......like broken flying saucers
I'd store the rest in Buck House