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My second ever attempt at cooking! watch


    :lolwut: OMG im lol'ing so hard this is not good... Never microwave food meat to cook it, who told you to do that :facepalm:

    That thing in the middle looks like a scrotum.

    (Original post by tehforum)
    I'm stalking you. :ninja:

    Do you use a wine glass everyday? -_-
    I'm sure if you were planning on eating that monster, you'd probably want some wine to wash it down with as well. What was it Mary Poppins said "A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down." In this metaphor, the 'spoonful of sugar' is the tastebud dulling wine and the 'medicine' is the horror presented on the plate

    I'm only kidding OP. Well, I'm not, in all honesty it doesn't look that nice. On the other hand, the only thing I can cook is boiled egg (although I'll admit, it's boiled to perfection!) and toast (well soldiers, I'm still 6 at heart ). I'm really impressed that you're giving cooking a go and being really quite adventurous. With your persistance, you're going to end up being a brilliant cook.

    P.S I really wouldn't recommend microwaving meat!
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