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    Ok Hello. My bf and I have a good relationship and have been together for 2yrs. He recently asked if we could try anal soon. Neither of us have done it before. I agreed but am very worried. What if he puts it in and gets pooh on it? I mean, I'm clean, but I cannot clean inside me can I? I tried putting my finger in, even after I had a shower, and if my finger isn't covered in pooh, it smells awful. Isn't this going to be a disgusting experience for him? I know we could try condoms but we never use them (other contra. though.) so he will get diry. Surely getting pooh on your penis is a turn off? What does everyone else do? I'm worried. Is this normal? No jokes please this is serious! Thanks
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    Ok Hello. My bf and I have a good relationship and have been together for 2yrs. He recently asked if we could try anal soon. Neither of us have done it before. I agreed but am very worried. What if he puts it in and gets pooh on it? I mean, I'm clean, but I cannot clean inside me can I? I tried putting my finger in, even after I had a shower, and if my finger isn't covered in pooh, it smells awful. Isn't this going to be a disgusting experience for him? I know we could try condoms but we never use them (other contra. though.) so he will get diry. Surely getting pooh on your penis is a turn off? What does everyone else do? I'm worried. Is this normal? No jokes please this is serious! Thanks
    Oh, and what about infections and such. For e.g there is no way he can go back in me normally after he's been in there? So what are we supposed to do?
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    describe the poohey smell :erm:
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    Go for a crap first?
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    Get him to wear a rubber and when he trys the front door just changes rubbers, this will prevent any infections
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Ok Hello. My bf and I have a good relationship and have been together for 2yrs. He recently asked if we could try anal soon. Neither of us have done it before. I agreed but am very worried. What if he puts it in and gets pooh on it? I mean, I'm clean, but I cannot clean inside me can I? I tried putting my finger in, even after I had a shower, and if my finger isn't covered in pooh, it smells awful. Isn't this going to be a disgusting experience for him? I know we could try condoms but we never use them (other contra. though.) so he will get diry. Surely getting pooh on your penis is a turn off? What does everyone else do? I'm worried. Is this normal? No jokes please this is serious! Thanks
    go to the loo first and then get him to wear a condom with lots of lube, the smell might be hardly noticed?
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    (Original post by big-boss-91)
    go to the loo first and then get him to wear a condom with lots of lube, the smell might be hardly noticed?
    This.

    You really should wear condoms for anal sex anyway because bacteria from the rectum could get into his urethra and that can cause a nasty infection.
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    It really isn't an issue, as long as you aren't a hygiene-less skank.
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    He can get infections without a jacket and you can too if he sticks it in your pinky after putting it in your stinky.
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    http://www.steadyhealth.com/Colon_cl...___t57469.html

    this? enemas etc
    and judging by the other posts id wear a condom too
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    why are you spelling poo as pooh like winnie the pooh

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    2 threads really necessary? We get it, your ass stinks.
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    Always use a condom, always change it for normal sex afterwards, and always use plenty of lube. Have fun!
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    you only need one, just got to turn it inside out when you swap over.
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    as someone else said, it's POO not POOH.
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    have a shower :lolwut:
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    This is giving me dirty images! Do it in the shower?
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    why does he want to do anal anyway he is getting the idea from porn, it doesn't or isn't meant to happen irl. There is something wrong with putting your penis into soemwhere you **** out!!
    Dirty people! and the risk of infection is high.
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    You piss and bleed out your vagina but thats A OK!
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    this is definetly my favourite thread of all time, why were you sticking your finger in your ass and then smelling it, of course it going to ******* smell!

    He's not going to get poo on his ****, it just doesn't happen and he's not going be smelling his **** after.

    Seriously though this has made my night.
 
 
 
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