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    Getting pooh on your penis isn't great, but having Tigger or Eeyore straddle the tip will be just as bad, i assure you.
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    (Original post by Staatssicherheit)
    You piss and bleed out your vagina but thats A OK!
    Incorrect. -2 points.

    :facepalm:
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    Well its close enough.
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    If you're really worried enema kits exist.
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    (Original post by Staatssicherheit)
    You piss and bleed out your vagina but thats A OK!
    Technically the pee comes out a different hole :yep:
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    nice echo
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    HAHA this is brilliant! Best troll ever!
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    Lool at some of the answers.

    I tried it first time when I was really drunk.. and it sounds like a recipe for disaster..

    But no poo, no smell.. just a LOT of pain and not being able to poo for 2 days after. fun. seriously.
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    And there was me thinking "Pooh" was an adorable bear who lived in a wood with other magical creatures.

    Thanks for ruining that
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    It shouldn't be messy if you have a good diet. If you're really worried and want to be absolutely sure for your first time, pick up an anal douche from a sex shop or online adult retailer if you want anonymous unlabelled boxes. A full blown enema kit isn't really needed as you don't need to drain your gut, just your rectum.
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    My friend couldn't sit down for a week after she tried it

    Guy wasn't even that big apparantly
    xD
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    just say you don't want to do it because it will hurt you like a *****.
    if he doesn't like it then too bad.
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    (Original post by cec200)
    this is definetly my favourite thread of all time, why were you sticking your finger in your ass and then smelling it, of course it going to ******* smell!
    A++ logic dear Sir!!

    These posts really are fantastic, keep the lulz coming OP
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    Usually if you go to the toilet a little beforehand you should be fine. But if you're really worried you could get an enema, you can get home kits from sex shops/online stores for really cheap.
    Definitely use a condom! He could get an infection in his urethra from any bacteria up there. And then change condom (or if you said you don't use them, then just remove) before moving on to normal sex. And use lots of lube and go slow - or else it'll really hurt.
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    (Original post by LaughingBro)
    This is giving me dirty images! Do it in the shower?
    I don't think you understand.
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    (Original post by humidex7)
    Lool at some of the answers.

    I tried it first time when I was really drunk.. and it sounds like a recipe for disaster..

    But no poo, no smell.. just a LOT of pain and not being able to poo for 2 days after. fun. seriously.
    (Original post by Little Hobbit)
    My friend couldn't sit down for a week after she tried it

    Guy wasn't even that big apparantly
    xD
    (Original post by xStaceyy)
    just say you don't want to do it because it will hurt you like a *****.
    if he doesn't like it then too bad.
    DOING IT WRONG :p:
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    (Original post by Staatssicherheit)
    You piss and bleed out your vagina but thats A OK!
    Lol shouldn't have skipped those basic biology lessons now should we? :giggle:
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    I'd be more concerned about the pain!

    Why don't you give your back door a good spraying with deodorant first?

    (Joke..do NOT do that!)
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    Just insert a toothbrush up your poohhole and give it a good scrub prior to kinky devilish anal sex.
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    Void your bowels, have a shower, and DEFINITELY make him wear a condom.
 
 
 
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