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    Recently, the postman for my house has changed … and it only appears to be me that it’s changed for, because I still see my old postman delivering my neighbours’ post.

    On my gap year, I couldn’t get a job, so I was mostly stuck bumming around the house. My dad’s a part-time bike mechanic, which he started quite early in my gap year, and I was often around when the postman brought his new equipment and components.

    Eventually, the equipment and components had all been purchased … and I started to miss seeing the postman, because he was sometimes the only company I had and he was quite attractive. So, I started spending my JSA and some of my inheritance money on buying bulky things, so that I had one or two deliveries a week.

    As I saw my postman more and more, I started putting jugs of orange juice in the porch so I could offer him a drink, or plates of biscuits in case he wanted a snack. We fell into a routine of having some friendly conversation and a bit of banter, so, a couple of weeks ago, I opened the door with a bowl of ice-cream, finished the spoonful I had, and offered him some.

    Since then, I haven’t seen him deliver my post and he won’t acknowledge me if I come out of my front door when I see him delivering post to my neighbour, or even wave to me in the window as I watch him. I don’t really understand why my postman was changed.
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    Why don't you ask the postman?
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    cos you have big boobs.
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    My postman was a drunk. I felt so sorry for him, but it was unpleasant for us having to sign for packages and being able to smell alcohol on his breath.
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    Cos you're weird lol. I'd ask to be put on another round too.


    Unless you're hot. In which case, PM me.
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    It's because he feels like you're harassing him?
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    (Original post by SuperSam_Fantastiche)
    Cos you're weird lol. I'd ask to be put on another round too.


    Unless you're hot. In which case, PM me.
    I don't swing that way - sorry.
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    (Original post by unborn-soul)
    Why don't you ask the postman?
    I can't, he won't talk to me and the Post Office won't let me leave a message.
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    You put jugs of orange juice and plates of biscuits out in the porch?
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    (Original post by TheSownRose)
    Recently, the postman for my house has changed … and it only appears to be me that it’s changed for, because I still see my old postman delivering my neighbours’ post.
    That's what he wants you to think. They're just obviously hotter than you.
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    (Original post by TheSownRose)
    I can't, he won't talk to me and the Post Office won't let me leave a message.
    Was your postman good looking?

    Did you ever try making a move on him? :p:
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    (Original post by TheSownRose)
    I don't swing that way - sorry.
    Nor do I.
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    Because you didn't **** him, bro.
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    (Original post by cactussed)
    That's what he wants you to think. They're just obviously hotter than you.
    They're all 70+ year old men...
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    (Original post by unborn-soul)
    Was your postman good looking?

    Did you ever try making a move on him? :p:
    I said that he was in OP - did you even read it? :confused:
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    (Original post by SuperSam_Fantastiche)
    Nor do I.
    I'm both incredibly confused and turned on right now.. :erm:
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    (Original post by TheSownRose)
    They're all 70+ year old men...
    That's gotta say something then.
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    (Original post by TheSownRose)
    I said that he was in OP - did you even read it? :confused:
    Did you have a fling with him?
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    (Original post by asdalol)
    I'm both incredibly confused and turned on right now.. :erm:
    Me too :holmes:
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    Look, I still want to know why you put jugs of juice and plates of biscuits out in your porch.
 
 
 
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