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    (Original post by Aconite)
    Look, I still want to know why you put jugs of juice and plates of biscuits out in your porch.
    To offer them to him as refreshments on his round - why else? :confused:

    And if that's who I think it is in your avatar, nice choice. :five:
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    (Original post by TheSownRose)
    They're all 70+ year old men...
    Ouch. He prefers to go with 70+ year old men over you....that's got to hurt. :yes::console:
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    (Original post by TheSownRose)
    To offer them to him as refreshments on his round - why else? :confused:

    And if that's who I think it is in your avatar, nice choice. :five:
    But that's weird. He must have thought you were waiting for Santa all year round.

    Yes, it's Wilson, my dream shag.
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    mmm free juice and biscuits?

    can I be your postman please?

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    to me it seems weird that its only you that has someone else and not everyone else, a personal postman if you will. :-P

    Just walk up to him and be like

    "why have you stopped delivering my post"
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    Perhaps he's on a diet and is going to great lengths to stick to it by avoiding your proferred treats.

    Or perhaps your new postie is single and the old one is trying to set you two up.
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    (Original post by SuperSam_Fantastiche)
    Nor do I.
    :mmm:
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    (Original post by Aconite)
    But that's weird. He must have thought you were waiting for Santa all year round.

    Yes, it's Wilson, my dream shag.
    Oh god no - Santa's scary, the way he harrasses children by breaking into their house with gifts.

    Yep, exactly who I thought. :yep:
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    (Original post by Cheech23)
    to me it seems weird that its only you that has someone else and not everyone else, a personal postman if you will. :-P

    Just walk up to him and be like

    "why have you stopped delivering my post"
    He practically runs away from me, though - I tried to follow him down the street, but couldn't keep up.
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    (Original post by TheSownRose)
    Oh god no - Santa's scary, the way he harrasses children by breaking into their house with gifts.
    Well then, that's why postie's buggered off. Can't blame him, really.
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    (Original post by TheSownRose)
    He practically runs away from me, though - I tried to follow him down the street, but couldn't keep up.
    the images running through my head right now :awesome:

    like a 'carry on' movie or something
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    I think it's weird you're offering him stuff. And I don't mean weird in a good way.
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    old postman prefers apple juice to orange.
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    (Original post by Cool Cat)
    :mmm:
    :teehee:
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    (Original post by TheSownRose)
    To offer them to him as refreshments on his round - why else? :confused:

    And if that's who I think it is in your avatar, nice choice. :five:
    you're quite mentally ****** up don't you think?
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    ok then failing that ask the bloke/woman who delivers your post now
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    (Original post by SuperSam_Fantastiche)
    :teehee:
    :hubba:
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    (Original post by Cool Cat)
    :hubba:
    :perv:
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    Did you give him AIDS when you shared icecream? Just a thought...
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    (Original post by SuperSam_Fantastiche)
    :perv:
    :blush:
 
 
 
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