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    Quick - I need a way to remove 100% of the blood on my carpet before it's too late, or maybe somewhere I can take my carpet and they won't ask any questions.

    Any ideas?
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    Same way you're supposed to get rid of red wine.

    Just pour some white blood cells onto it.
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    (Original post by cambo211)
    Same way you're supposed to get rid of red wine.

    Just pour some white blood cells onto it.
    Could you try being helpful? This is a serious crisis, and could lead to deep ****.
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    If there's nothing suspicious going on then you won't mind if they ask questions!!!
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    So who've you killed then?
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    :wtf:

    Scrub hard, use any cleaning product you can get hold of?
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    why is there blood on the carpet???
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    Call my old mate Bill on 999 - he'll sort it out

    Hope this helps
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    Try cleaning it, you know, with carpet cleaner and water.

    And for next time, put down papers when you murder people.
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    (Original post by Consilio Et Animis)
    :wtf:

    Scrub hard, use any cleaning product you can get hold of?
    I don't think I have any cleaning product strong enough to get this amount out...

    Would I be questioned if I purchased some industrial-strength stuff?
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    (Original post by cambo211)
    Same way you're supposed to get rid of red wine.

    Just pour some white blood cells onto it.
    Nothing wrong with this advice ffs. Made me lol :sigh:
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    use bleach.
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    I'm pretty sure that you can't remove all traces without destroying the carpet, then there would be a record of the carpet having been destroyed.

    To clean blood off a carpet, use vanish!
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    You've killed the postman?
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    just cover it with a rug/pile of books =D

    no-one need ever know i split nail polish on my carpet *shifty face*
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    Very sloppy, tut tut.

    If you've spilled this much you're gonna have to replace the carpet. The Police will still be able to find DNA if you don't.

    Take the carpet up, go somewhere deserted and burn it. Burn the clothes you wore too. Stay while it burns. Make sure it's all gone.

    Take the body to your nearest pig farm (at night so no-one sees, they will get through it like nobody's business).

    Replace the carpet.

    Preferably move house.

    Profit.
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    If you're more worried about people seeing that it's blood than the carpet being discoloured, then spill something with a brighter colour on top of it.
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    1001 stain remover (Y)
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    (Original post by kristinaalovesu)
    use bleach.
    But it'll still show up under phenolphthalein, haven't you ever watched CSI? :noway:



    Errrr, seriously? Try Vanish or something. :dontknow: Why did you post this on TSR, surely google would've been better? (In incognito mode ofc :p:)
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    burn the thing! there is no way that the blood will get out 100% off!.. You know, since the forensics are getting pretty damn good at spottin' em':ninja:
 
 
 
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