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    (Original post by cambo211)
    Same way you're supposed to get rid of red wine.

    Just pour some white blood cells onto it.
    Hahahahaha.
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    Biological washing powder? That should work.
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    If you can get hold of "Hydrogen peroxide" it will eat that **** for breakfast. You shouldn't asked questions as it has loads of uses as its that stuff you use for contact lenses.

    http://www.postoptics.co.uk/solution...-peroxide.html

    Costs a fair bit and might remove a fair amount of colour from the carpet, but just take it slow and steady and it should be good as new. Fail that, coat the carpet in the stuff, to get the blood off, and just set fire to it to get rid of it. Then just get a new one.

    If you can't get any Hydrogen peroxide, get some kind of "Oxygen" cleaning product i.e. "Vanish Oxi Action". This wont work as well as the ye ol' faithful Hydrogen peroxide, but its good in a pickle.
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    (Original post by Aconite)
    You've killed the postman?
    Probaly lured the new one inside with ice cream and killed him so the old one comes back :yes:
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    1) Get a hacksaw and cut the arm off
    2) Using the mutilated hand apply bleach onto a rag ( or you could use your victim head as a mop)
    3) Scrub like youve never scrubbed before
    4) If all else fail just roll the body up in the carpet and leave it for your bin men to pick up.
    5) Buy new carpet and say "Suprise"
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    (Original post by jennikay)
    But it'll still show up under phenolphthalein, haven't you ever watched CSI? :noway:



    Errrr, seriously? Try Vanish or something. :dontknow: Why did you post this on TSR, surely google would've been better? (In incognito mode ofc :p:)
    I do watch csi but thats the only thing i can say :P:
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    I really want to know what OP did......
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    (Original post by tailschao)

    Take the body to your nearest pig farm (at night so no-one sees, they will get through it like nobody's business).



    Profit.
    snatch reference?

    And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
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    (Original post by georgia)
    I really want to know what OP did......
    Got bored and made this ridiculous but mildly entertaining troll thread.
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    sponge the excess off, soak in cold water and use a stin remover on it...

    But I doubt that'd remove all the DNA evidence, we've all seen CSI....
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    People, I'm not worried about anyone seeing it, but about them finding it...

    I've doubled the carpet over, so the blood isn't soaking through to the floorboards.
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    If it's a thick carpet, get a teaspoon and press it in, and collect the blood and put it down the sink or something
    This is what my granny did when I broke my sisters nose, and our white carpet didn't have a stain!
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    Use Kiss Off, they got rid of my oil paints on my clothes.
    So...white spirits?
    and set it on fire...
    Better yet, burn the house down.

    But then again we all know from CSI that they can just use this spray this and the blood area will turn blue XD
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    (Original post by cambo211)
    Same way you're supposed to get rid of red wine.

    Just pour some white blood cells onto it.
    Brilliant! :lol:

    Whatever you do, OP, don't try cleaning it until it's dry. If you attack it while its still wet, you might lighten the stain, but you'll also spread it much further.

    I recommend dabbing at the stain with kitchen roll until no more can be mopped up, and then using one of those foam carpet cleaners on it.
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    funny troll
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    Vanish?

    Also, what the **** have you done?
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    I got black paint of a cream carpet with a normal carpet shampoo spray. Wasn't even for stains. I scrubbed for aaages though.

    (This post wasn't necessarily made to help OP. Just to impress you all. True story though)
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    (Original post by TheSownRose)
    People, I'm not worried about anyone seeing it, but about them finding it...

    I've doubled the carpet over, so the blood isn't soaking through to the floorboards.
    What's the difference
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    Saliva is meant to be pretty good at removing bloodstains. You'd need a hell of a lot of spit though.
 
 
 
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