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    Jay makes up some crap about having sex with loads of girls
    Jay's dad busts his chops.


    I laugh uncontrollably.
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    Simon: "Did you spend all our money on fancy ******* crisps?"
    Neil: "You ****."
    Jay: [Pulling a bottle of drambuie out of the bag] "WHAT THE ****'S THIS?!"

    Oh and not forgetting...

    Will: I'VE GOT A RECEEEEEEEIPT!!
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    (Original post by sugarmice)
    "I'm in a bubble, and everything is very flat."
    "will someone please call my mummy, i think i might be dead" :rofl:
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    My favourites (from the Thorpe Park episode) have to be:

    "Fine! F****** fine! I'll just sit at the front next to these INCONSIDERATE *********!!"

    ..and then Will realises he's just insulted the disabled..

    "I'm the worst human being in the world.."

    and when they all arrive at Simon's car only to find it's been trashed..

    "Who could have done this?" *Happy Foundation Bus drives past with the disabled guys swearing at them* "That makes sense."

    and when Jay says "Let's get 'em!" to which Simon replies, "Jay - I'm not running after and fighting the Happy Foundation Bus."
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    'i've toked with donavan untold times...I used to sort him out with rizla and ting'
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    Will:Can somebody call an ambulance or failing that my mummy
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    Jay: I've got to go and see a man about a dog...... and a woman about a pussy!
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    Will: You bumder.
    Cracks me up everytime!

    & when Simon is sick over Carlys brother :rofl:
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    Can't remember the exact words, but the part where Neil punches a fish to death in the field trip episode cracks me up.
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    (Original post by Steevee)
    Neil : How much lego can you stuff up your bum?
    haha and this one
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    Fwiends! :thumbsup:

    Or 'I thought you'd be having it up to your nuts in guts' :sexface:
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    Buswa**er
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    Oooh so many.

    Jay: Morning Benders, jump in the minge mobile.
    Will: Strange thing to call your mums car.

    Jay: Alright Yves Saint Leponce what's going on here then?
    Simon: Neil's getting me in s**t.
    Neil: They've put a curtain up so we can't see the clunge, it's totally sexist
    Jay: Ahh the craft f******s, they tried this when we did the school play, we just cut a hole in the curtain and stuck our knobs through it, it was well horny, we was getting noshed off in between scenes.

    Will: Oh piss off
    Neils Dad: dont talk to me like that in my own house!
    Will: oh sorry, my manners, p**** off PLEASE!!
    Neils Dad: i've had enough of your lip
    Will: oh you'd like my lip wouldnt you, right round your bell end! if Mr Chippy doesnt get there first! Whats he gunna knock up, a closet for you to hide in!? you BUMDER!!


    aaaand finally, though there's so many more...


    Jay: At least they wont call you briefcase mong anymore
    Will: Oh well that's good
    Jay: No, they'll call you **** pants mong
    Neil: Or S****y S****y Bang Bang
    Will: Any more?
    Simon: Wayne Pooney, Take ****
    Neil: Dr Poo
    Jay: The Lion the Witch and the speccy kid who **** himself
    Simon: We can keep this up all summer you know
    Will: Brilliant looking forward to it
    Simon: Brad Sh*t
    Jay: Bumlog Millionaire
    Will: Alright!
    Simon: How about Vladimir Pootin
    Neil: Who?


    Ah I could go on for ages :p:
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    Either:
    "BUSW*****RS"
    or
    "Football fwend"
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    "Goodbye, cruel pants!"
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    (Original post by .Ali.)
    I missed that one! Bloody brilliant!
    Yeah lol
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    'Aww FWENDD'

    I say this all the time lol
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    (Original post by King_Blumpkins)
    And Will referencing Princess Dianna when he gets into Jay's car.
    Jay driving us to school really made me feel like royalty, unfortunately the royalty I felt like was Princess Diana.

    Made me lol
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    Brilliant thread, i've sat here laughing for the past 20 minutes
    LOVE LOVE LOVE this show
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    Neil: Sir, Can i catch it?....

    Gilbert: No Neil u can't catch kidney failure

    LOL
 
 
 
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