Jay makes up some crap about having sex with loads of girls
Jay's dad busts his chops.
I laugh uncontrollably.
favourite inbetweeners quotes watch
- 03-10-2010 16:58
- 03-10-2010 17:00
Simon: "Did you spend all our money on fancy ******* crisps?"
Neil: "You ****."
Jay: [Pulling a bottle of drambuie out of the bag] "WHAT THE ****'S THIS?!"
Oh and not forgetting...
Will: I'VE GOT A RECEEEEEEEIPT!!
(Original post by sugarmice)
- 03-10-2010 17:13
"I'm in a bubble, and everything is very flat."
- 03-10-2010 17:14
My favourites (from the Thorpe Park episode) have to be:
"Fine! F****** fine! I'll just sit at the front next to these INCONSIDERATE *********!!"
..and then Will realises he's just insulted the disabled..
"I'm the worst human being in the world.."
and when they all arrive at Simon's car only to find it's been trashed..
"Who could have done this?" *Happy Foundation Bus drives past with the disabled guys swearing at them* "That makes sense."
and when Jay says "Let's get 'em!" to which Simon replies, "Jay - I'm not running after and fighting the Happy Foundation Bus."
- 03-10-2010 17:20
'i've toked with donavan untold times...I used to sort him out with rizla and ting'
- 03-10-2010 17:22
Will:Can somebody call an ambulance or failing that my mummy
- 03-10-2010 18:21
Jay: I've got to go and see a man about a dog...... and a woman about a pussy!
- 03-10-2010 18:28
Will: You bumder.
Cracks me up everytime!
& when Simon is sick over Carlys brotherLast edited by bananacake14; 03-10-2010 at 18:37.
- 03-10-2010 18:30
Can't remember the exact words, but the part where Neil punches a fish to death in the field trip episode cracks me up.
(Original post by Steevee)
- 03-10-2010 18:32
Neil : How much lego can you stuff up your bum?
- 03-10-2010 18:34
Or 'I thought you'd be having it up to your nuts in guts'
- 03-10-2010 18:35
- 03-10-2010 18:38
Oooh so many.
Jay: Morning Benders, jump in the minge mobile.
Will: Strange thing to call your mums car.
Jay: Alright Yves Saint Leponce what's going on here then?
Simon: Neil's getting me in s**t.
Neil: They've put a curtain up so we can't see the clunge, it's totally sexist
Jay: Ahh the craft f******s, they tried this when we did the school play, we just cut a hole in the curtain and stuck our knobs through it, it was well horny, we was getting noshed off in between scenes.
Will: Oh piss off
Neils Dad: dont talk to me like that in my own house!
Will: oh sorry, my manners, p**** off PLEASE!!
Neils Dad: i've had enough of your lip
Will: oh you'd like my lip wouldnt you, right round your bell end! if Mr Chippy doesnt get there first! Whats he gunna knock up, a closet for you to hide in!? you BUMDER!!
aaaand finally, though there's so many more...
Jay: At least they wont call you briefcase mong anymore
Will: Oh well that's good
Jay: No, they'll call you **** pants mong
Neil: Or S****y S****y Bang Bang
Will: Any more?
Simon: Wayne Pooney, Take ****
Neil: Dr Poo
Jay: The Lion the Witch and the speccy kid who **** himself
Simon: We can keep this up all summer you know
Will: Brilliant looking forward to it
Simon: Brad Sh*t
Jay: Bumlog Millionaire
Simon: How about Vladimir Pootin
Ah I could go on for ages
- 03-10-2010 18:39
- PS Helper
- 03-10-2010 18:43
"Goodbye, cruel pants!"
(Original post by .Ali.)
- 03-10-2010 18:47
I missed that one! Bloody brilliant!
- 03-10-2010 18:49
I say this all the time lol
(Original post by King_Blumpkins)
- 03-10-2010 19:13
And Will referencing Princess Dianna when he gets into Jay's car.
Made me lol
- 03-10-2010 19:15
Brilliant thread, i've sat here laughing for the past 20 minutes
LOVE LOVE LOVE this show
- 03-10-2010 19:22
Neil: Sir, Can i catch it?....
Gilbert: No Neil u can't catch kidney failure
LOLLast edited by username360639; 03-10-2010 at 19:24.