The way Neil's dad says his name:
Turn on thread page Beta
favourite inbetweeners quotes watch
- 03-10-2010 18:29
- 03-10-2010 18:41
Will - "I try. No, I really do try."
- 03-10-2010 18:51
Best thread in a long time
So many good quotes!
Sat here laughing for 10 minutes!!
- 03-10-2010 19:48
Where gilbert pulls peado kennedy away from neil at the end of the fashion show and you hear him say something like "i put my neck on the line for you...". i can't fully remember the words but i remember laughing alot.Last edited by A.galloway; 03-10-2010 at 20:18.
(Original post by JDI)
- 03-10-2010 20:05
The ridiculous things Jay comes out with are hilarious. I think he feels that he doesn't live upto his parent's expectations and they always put him down. So he comes out with unrealistic stuff that gets ridiculed by his family and friends- at least that way he defers them from doing that to the real person that he is. I know you didn't ask that but I always find it interesting to think about why people do things especially when they seem illogical.
Neil comes out with some funny things that are true and they are funny because he doesn't seem to find them a big deal.
Will is hilarious. Some people may think he's boring and sensible but the sarcastic comments he comes out with really make me laugh. Can't remember exactly but the way he grinds Jay down for claiming he got a blowjob until it turns out he got his penis felt through his jeans- think it's at the end of season 2.
Mr Gilbert is one of the funniest especially with how cold and harsh he can be with them. The consequences of Will thinking Mr Gilbert will accept being addressed by his first name at a social event made me smile in a "shouldn't have done that" way.
- 03-10-2010 20:09
"We have disabled parking and baby-changing facilities."
"Yeah... That's not really what I asked about, though."
"We don't have anywhere for storing car doors."
Don't know why, that just made me laugh an awful lot.
- 03-10-2010 20:15
Jay: I got a blowjob off my cleaner...
Will:Who was your cleaner? Gary Glitter?
- 03-10-2010 20:17
- PS Reviewer
- 03-10-2010 20:22
"It's not that I'm better than this, I'm just cleverer than you have to be to work here."
(Original post by esachica)
- 03-10-2010 20:23
Oooh so many.
Jay: Morning Benders, jump in the minge mobile.
Will: Strange thing to call your mums car.
Jay: Alright Yves Saint Leponce what's going on here then?
Simon: Neil's getting me in s**t.
Neil: They've put a curtain up so we can't see the clunge, it's totally sexist
Jay: Ahh the craft f******s, they tried this when we did the school play, we just cut a hole in the curtain and stuck our knobs through it, it was well horny, we was getting noshed off in between scenes.
Will: Oh piss off
Neils Dad: dont talk to me like that in my own house!
Will: oh sorry, my manners, p**** off PLEASE!!
Neils Dad: i've had enough of your lip
Will: oh you'd like my lip wouldnt you, right round your bell end! if Mr Chippy doesnt get there first! Whats he gunna knock up, a closet for you to hide in!? you BUMDER!!
aaaand finally, though there's so many more...
Jay: At least they wont call you briefcase mong anymore
Will: Oh well that's good
Jay: No, they'll call you **** pants mong
Neil: Or S****y S****y Bang Bang
Will: Any more?
Simon: Wayne Pooney, Take ****
Neil: Dr Poo
Jay: The Lion the Witch and the speccy kid who **** himself
Simon: We can keep this up all summer you know
Will: Brilliant looking forward to it
Simon: Brad Sh*t
Jay: Bumlog Millionaire
Simon: How about Vladimir Pootin
Ah I could go on for ages
- 03-10-2010 20:31
I love this thread!!! Can't say i have one single one..
- 03-10-2010 20:38
'mummy... or ambulance'
'you're the guy that **** himself in the exam'
- 03-10-2010 21:30
B**LOCKS - I'll take care of the kid, while you take care of the...BUSINESS...mmm....BUSINESS!
- 04-10-2010 08:19
- 04-10-2010 08:20
Will: I turned down a blowjob from the Empire State Building....
- 04-10-2010 08:32
"Up to my nuts in guts..."
- 05-10-2010 16:16
"You ate a bonsai tree?!"
- 05-10-2010 22:05
Im going to **** you in your ******* fanny you **** !!
- 09-10-2010 22:14
Jay talking about university: 'it's where posh birds go to set their gash free'
- 09-10-2010 23:59
Haha this weeks was so funny
Neil: I think i might go to uni now
Simon: I'm gonna **** your ******* fanny off you ****!!
Tara's sister: But at least I know you'll be doing it somewhere comfortable
Simon: Of course, only in her vagina