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Well thats okay if your a girl, but if your a guy doesn't it hurt a little, ow... i would hate to try on a thong
I have a modest winkle.
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Well thats okay if your a girl, but if your a guy doesn't it hurt a little, ow... i would hate to try on a thong
Yeah right, you wana try one on Mafoo!
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Yeah right, you wana try one on Mafoo!
I just said i would hate to try one on? so why would you say that i want to?

LOOK: I am afraid that it would... 1. not fit, 2. leave a funny feeling on my man butt, 3. hurt my little friends, 4. leave no room my willy, 5. not support me, 6. boys would think i'm homo, as would girls, 7. i couldn't get changed anywhere without being embarrased, 8. imagine if my mother saw it.

You would like more reasons?

(appologies for any offence caused to anybody)
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I just said i would hate to try one on? so why would you say that i want to?

LOOK: I am afraid that it would... 1. not fit, 2. leave a funny feeling on my man butt, 3. hurt my little friends, 4. leave no room my willy, 5. not support me, 6. boys would think i'm homo, as would girls, 7. i couldn't get changed anywhere without being embarrased, 8. imagine if my mother saw it.

You would like more reasons?

(appologies for any offence caused to anybody)
Patty has one and you're mum doesn't mind
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Patty has one and you're mum doesn't mind
Bite me, you can be so rude, horrible and inconsiderate sometimes. WHY? there is no need!
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Bite me, you can be so rude, horrible and inconsiderate sometimes. WHY? there is no need!
Mafoo, am sorry! I thought you would appreciate the comment. But i see you are still in denial
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Bite me, you can be so rude, horrible and inconsiderate sometimes. WHY? there is no need!
It's okay son, she's only trying to hit on you with the butch technique because you're at a reputable University. After all, unfortunately she won't look anything like that ray of sunshine Shannon Elizabeth, so all is well.
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Mafoo, am sorry! I thought you would appreciate the comment. But i see you are still in denial
Its better to have no guts and shame than to have no heart
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Its better to have no guts and shame than to have no heart
So why do you like me so much then???????
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*Vomits*
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*Vomits*
You want me to clean that up mate?
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You want me to clean that up mate?
Mop it up with alielelelall when you've finished with her, cheers!
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You want me to clean that up mate?
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Mop it up with alielelelall when you've finished with her, cheers!
Hehe, spite at this time of night
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(Original post by onearmedscissor)
Mop it up with alielelelall when you've finished with her, cheers!
do you watch the borrowers (spelling?) is that where your name came from? Well what ever the case you are nothing compared to Aliel... one of the little people (sorry to be ofensive, if it is offensive)
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do you watch the borrowers (spelling?) is that where your name came from? Well what ever the case you are nothing compared to Aliel... one of the little people (sorry to be ofensive, if it is offensive)
Hehe, where do you come up with this stuff?
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Hehe, where do you come up with this stuff?
The borrowers was a tv series... and a film... and they carried around a half-sizzor, as protection and as a tool for all sorts of things... Is that where you got it from onearmedscissor? did you like the borrowers? I thought they were okay
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It's okay son, she's only trying to hit on you with the butch technique because you're at a reputable University. After all, unfortunately she won't look anything like that ray of sunshine Shannon Elizabeth, so all is well.

Yep, that's it!
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It's okay son, she's only trying to hit on you with the butch technique because you're at a reputable University. After all, unfortunately she won't look anything like that ray of sunshine Shannon Elizabeth, so all is well.
Lol, i did'nt notice this post Aliel... thanks for pointing it out, lol very modest of you not to tell sissor hands that you are actally holding an offer for oxford and have only just finished at La Sorbonne. But hey who is shannon Elizabeth anyway.... i only know shannon tweed, hehehe
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Lol, i did'nt notice this post Aliel... thanks for pointing it out, lol very modest of you not to tell sissor hands that you are actally holding an offer for oxford and have only just finished at La Sorbonne. But hey who is shannon Elizabeth anyway.... i only know shannon tweed, hehehe

Lol, she's the girl in my avatar!
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