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Reply 1
open all the windows and doors
i hope you dont have a cat!
Put a towel or cloth over it to clam it down and take it outside and let it fly away. Haven't you ever watched Blue Peter?
Reply 3
i cant actually see it, only hear it

it's definately inside, it flew past me a few times
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ok did the towel thing, and put it out the door. i am still shaken! will require councilling.

shyster, i would rep u but it wont be worth anythin, ok?'
Reply 4
dreamy_girl
i cant actually see it, only hear it

it's definately inside, it flew past me a few times
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ok did the towel thing, and put it out the door. i am still shaken! will require councilling.

shyster, i would rep u but it wont be worth anythin, ok?'


pretend you are a giant coconut. the tit will land on you and you can slowly walk outside and let it escape. you will probably feel a bit of a tit yourself.
Reply 5
the bear
pretend you are a giant coconut. the tit will land on you and you can slowly walk outside and let it escape. you will probably feel a bit of a tit yourself.


ROFL
Reply 6
Keep it, and train it to do your homework :smile:
dreamy_girl
i cant actually see it, only hear it

it's definately inside, it flew past me a few times
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ok did the towel thing, and put it out the door. i am still shaken! will require councilling.

shyster, i would rep u but it wont be worth anythin, ok?'


I rarely use my rep, so i'll rep Shyster for you, so it will be worth something! Not much, but something.
Reply 8
dreamy_girl is offline...the flying tit got her:frown:

EDIT:correction:she got the tit.although some may consider this abit vulger
I'm really touched... emotionally not physically.
Reply 10
The_Shyster
I'm really touched... emotionally not physically.

all in good time
Icy Ghost
Keep it, and train it to do your homework :smile:


:eek: genius!


*goes looking for blue tit*
so this is what TSR has become... threads about tits....
Reply 13
so this is what TSR has become... threads about tits blue tits....

:tsr:
dreamy_girl
OMG i am being serious. There is a blue tit (bird) flying round my hallway. I'm in the house on my own. How do I get rid of it??? It must have come in through my window.


HELP!!!!!!!!!!!


catch it with a tea towel and keep its head covered with the tea towel to stop the animal getting more stressed out than it is and let it go outside - it always happens in my house...... :smile: xoxo
tammy_girl
catch it with a tea towel and keep its head covered with the tea towel to stop the animal getting more stressed out than it is and let it go outside - it always happens in my house...... :smile: xoxo


see post 3 and 4
MorbidAngel
see post 3 and 4


lol i just noticed that after i posted........oops.......:redface: xoxo
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I was only trying to be helpful :frown: xoxo
Reply 17
Thats your dinner!!! Catch it whilst you can.
I don't think tits have much meat on them. The bird variety that is...
Reply 19
tits like peanuts