# Why Footballers Make More Money than PhysicistsWatch

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#1
Starting with 2 well-known and widely accepted maxims:

1. Time is money
2. Knowledge is power.

Power=work/time

Since time=money: Power=work/money

Since power is knowledge: Knowledge=work/money

Rearrange: Money=work/knowledge

Therefore as knowledge approaches infinity, money approaches 0.

Rumour has it Bill Gates stumbled across this proof in Havard Maths and that's why he dropped out!
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16 years ago
#2
Because there is something wrong with how society works!
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#3
Cute.

Needless to say that they logic in including phrases is flawed.
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#4
(Original post by Bigcnee)
Cute.

Needless to say that they logic in including phrases is flawed.

Well d'uh. If it's needless to say it, why say it?
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#5
(Original post by hitchhiker_13)
Starting with 2 well-known and widely accepted maxims:

1. Time is money
2. Knowledge is power.

Power=work/time

Since time=money: Power=work/money

Since power is knowledge: Knowledge=work/money

Rearrange: Money=work/knowledge

Therefore as knowledge approaches infinity, money approaches 0.

Rumour has it Bill Gates stumbled across this proof in Havard Maths and that's why he dropped out!
VERY, VERY GOOD!!!
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16 years ago
#6
It's nice to know that Bill Gates found another hobby than trying to divide words and not numbers, no wonder he dropped out of Harvard.
Oh well at least now I can be happy with my Windows
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16 years ago
#7
(Original post by hitchhiker_13)
Well d'uh. If it's needless to say it, why say it?
I didn't say it - I typed it.
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#8
(Original post by Bigcnee)
I didn't say it - I typed it.

Oh, I see. How stupid of me. Obviously that makes all the difference!
But I thought it would have been needless to type it also.
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16 years ago
#9
(Original post by hitchhiker_13)
But I thought it would have been needless to type it also.
Meh.
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16 years ago
#10
You can't reason formally with informal languages such as English. Perhaps this is why lawyers seem at such pains to create their own little legalese... when really they should adopt a strict syntax and symbollic notation (not that it matters as long as it is formal).

Alaric.
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16 years ago
#11
(Original post by hitchhiker_13)
Starting with 2 well-known and widely accepted maxims:

1. Time is money
2. Knowledge is power.

Power=work/time

Since time=money: Power=work/money

Since power is knowledge: Knowledge=work/money

Rearrange: Money=work/knowledge

Therefore as knowledge approaches infinity, money approaches 0.

Rumour has it Bill Gates stumbled across this proof in Havard Maths and that's why he dropped out!
this is similar but better
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16 years ago
#12
(Original post by Ollie)
this is similar but better
Lol. So true.
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#13
(Original post by Ollie)
this is similar but better

time and money

time+money?
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16 years ago
#14
(Original post by hitchhiker_13)
time and money

time+money?
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#15
(Original post by onearmedscissor)

Well we don't need an equation to prove that men are idiots. It's just a simple tautology.
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16 years ago
#16
(Original post by hitchhiker_13)
Well we don't need an equation to prove that men are idiots. It's just a simple tautology.
Aww shucks, my cheeks have gone red. MY BUM CHEEKS!
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#17
Time*money because the more money you spend the less time requierd and vice - versa
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#18
(Original post by hitchhiker_13)
Starting with 2 well-known and widely accepted maxims:

1. Time is money
2. Knowledge is power.

Power=work/time

Since time=money: Power=work/money

Since power is knowledge: Knowledge=work/money

Rearrange: Money=work/knowledge

Therefore as knowledge approaches infinity, money approaches 0.

Rumour has it Bill Gates stumbled across this proof in Havard Maths and that's why he dropped out!
that and he decided to start up a company with steve
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#19
(Original post by foolfarian)
that and he decided to start up a company with steve
They became quite successful y'know.
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16 years ago
#20
Footballers seem to make more money because people can sell their exploits. Men are stupid, ask any woman. Men love to make grunting noises while a bunch of other men are running around in a paddock chasing a little ball. Then they act all technical and stuff stating that the ball has to be chucked a certain way, and place in certain spots etc. To top it off, you can't get drunk watching a physicist at work.
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