Why Footballers Make More Money than Physicists Watch
Footballers seem to make more money because people can sell their exploits. Men are stupid, ask any woman. Men love to make grunting noises while a bunch of other men are running around in a paddock chasing a little ball. Then they act all technical and stuff stating that the ball has to be chucked a certain way, and place in certain spots etc. To top it off, you can't get drunk watching a physicist at work.