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In say a club situation, why do some females object to the aforementioned bum slap/pinch? I personally go for the slap technique and more often than not they look round and dont react, but I've seen others do it to more disastrous effect, i.e. aggressive action from the female.

Surely females like male attention? Particularly in an area of such female concern, if we pinch or slap ur bum we are reassuring you that you have a nice pair of cheeks. I know I wouldn't complain if females slapped my bum, males on the otherhand yes I would object to.

Any thoughts anyone?
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In say a club situation, why do some females object to the aforementioned bum slap/pinch? I personally go for the slap technique and more often than not they look round and dont react, but I've seen others do it to more disastrous effect, i.e. aggressive action from the female.

Surely females like male attention? Particularly in an area of such female concern, if we pinch or slap ur bum we are reassuring you that you have a nice pair of cheeks. I know I wouldn't complain if females slapped my bum, males on the otherhand yes I would object to.

Any thoughts anyone?

no idea, i wouldnt complain...unless he was minging and i was sober.

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no idea, i wouldnt complain...unless he was minging and i was sober.

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How would you define a "minging" guy dear Katy?
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In say a club situation, why do some females object to the aforementioned bum slap/pinch? I personally go for the slap technique and more often than not they look round and dont react, but I've seen others do it to more disastrous effect, i.e. aggressive action from the female.

Surely females like male attention? Particularly in an area of such female concern, if we pinch or slap ur bum we are reassuring you that you have a nice pair of cheeks. I know I wouldn't complain if females slapped my bum, males on the otherhand yes I would object to.

Any thoughts anyone?


I'm going to have to assume you're joking otherwise I might kill myself in despair.
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no idea, i wouldnt complain...unless he was minging and i was sober.

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Is that an 'and' or an 'and/or'...
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I'm going to have to assume you're joking otherwise I might kill myself in despair.
joking about what?
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joking about what?

Ah, the whole thing
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joking about what?
I'm assuming this person believes a quick tap on a purt arse is indecent and derrogatory to women.

Fool.

Tap that ass!
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How would you define a "minging" guy dear Katy?

bless, the guy from last night...you know you've pulled a freak when everyone is still laughing at you 24 hours later.


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Ah, the whole thing
I wanted opinions on this great modern mating ritual.
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Is that an 'and' or an 'and/or'...
it was an and...

i seem to suffer really badly from beer gogles....

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bless, the guy from last night...you know you've pulled a freak when everyone is still laughing at you 24 hours later.


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lol!
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I wanted opinions on this great modern mating ritual.

Ok. Here's mine:
It isn't one
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Ok. Here's mine:
It isn't one
Bum pinching/slapping is heavily present in any club/bar situation. It clearly divides opinion, i.e. some people don't mind, some may even like it, others however get aggressive. I just don't see what the big deal is and why people would care if their bum was pinched/slapped. It's hardly as if it's full gropage, it's just a sign of affection and "hey you look good".
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Bum pinching/slapping is heavily present in any club/bar situation. It clearly divides opinion, i.e. some people don't mind, some may even like it, others however get aggressive. I just don't see what the big deal is and why people would care if their bum was pinched/slapped. It's hardly as if it's full gropage, it's just a sign of affection and "hey you look good".

not very much of it goes on down south...except the guy collecting glasses did on thursday..as did one of the rugbi guys...ok mayb i've just got used to it...

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Bum pinching/slapping is heavily present in any club/bar situation. It clearly divides opinion, i.e. some people don't mind, some may even like it, others however get aggressive. I just don't see what the big deal is and why people would care if their bum was pinched/slapped. It's hardly as if it's full gropage, it's just a sign of affection and "hey you look good".
Agreed, there's a certain science to picking targets though... look for the britney wannabe attention seekers. You can grope these targets with ease and expect a smile back for your troubles.

Never poke though, either a firm tap, or a palm grope.

Good luck!
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not very much of it goes on down south...except the guy collecting glasses did on thursday..as did one of the rugbi guys...ok mayb i've just got used to it...

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I'm glad you enjoy it Katy, it confirms that girls don't have one iota of self-respect when they're drunk... ideal for sleeping plans.
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Bum pinching/slapping is heavily present in any club/bar situation. It clearly divides opinion, i.e. some people don't mind, some may even like it, others however get aggressive. I just don't see what the big deal is and why people would care if their bum was pinched/slapped. It's hardly as if it's full gropage, it's just a sign of affection and "hey you look good".

Let me explain my comment:
"It isn't one"

1. It's not great
2. It's not modern, people have been doing it for centuries at least
3. It's not really a mating ritual. I mean it's not a great story to tell your children is it.
"Mammy, how did you and daddy meet?"
"Well I'd never met him before and one night he just pinched my ass, completely uninvited."
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Let me explain my comment:
"It isn't one"

1. It's not great
2. It's not modern, people have been doing it for centuries at least
3. It's not really a mating ritual. I mean it's not a great story to tell your children is it.
"Mammy, how did you and daddy meet?"
"Well I'd never met him before and one night he just pinched my ass, completely uninvited."
Personally I wouldn't entertain my kids with mating ritual stories, maybe if I was one of those dads who buy their sons porn I would.
"Son, I want to tell you how your mother and I got together. It was at one of those swingers parties in the early 70's your mother was on the floor being..."
Oh and it is a mating ritual, just a very crude one
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Personally I wouldn't entertain my kids with mating ritual stories, maybe if I was one of those dads who buy their sons porn I would.
"Son, I want to tell you how your mother and I got together. It was at one of those swingers parties in the early 70's your mother was on the floor being..."
Oh and it is a mating ritual, just a very crude one

You might see it as a mating ritual, and possibly a lot of men and a good few women do, but none of the women I know think of it as anything other than an annoyance at best, and a completely unwelcome intrusion.
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