perhaps one day i'll experiment and see what happens if i take a handful
I slap my girlfriends ass, but thats more in an ironic/non-sexual sort of way...honest.
Anyway, she slaps mine as well, so we're even.
I feel old - I remember this thread when it was started (very soon after I registered I think.
umm, isn't the whole ass-slapping thing about handling merchandise? if a club is a cattlemarket to most men, it follows that the women therein are the livestock, and ass-slapping is the potential cow-purchaser's perfunctory check for firmness etc. it's the sort of thing a sultan might do choosing his b*tch for the night from the harem. as long as a woman is happy to be thought of as a random, brainless piece of ass, and her self-respect is based wholly on whether men in the vicinity consider her f**kable, surely there's no argument to be had? then again ( - run for cover - ) maybe if women go to clubs at all, they're entering a tacit agreement that they are only pieces of ass....moo!