Hey there! Sign in to join this conversationNew here? Join for free
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    How is it possible, when his mum is a giantess and his dad is a human? Never mind the fact that giants are vicious creatures that enjoy killing people.

    I realize there was a thread on this about 6 years ago, and I'm hardly expecting this to be resolved.

    Just wanted to give you something to think about. :dipsy:
    Offline

    15
    ReputationRep:
    his dad and his mum had sex
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    his mum was a giant and his dad was a normal man. and then you know..the birds and the bees and all that :blush:
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    His dad was Verne Troyer and his mum was Dawn French.
    Offline

    14
    ReputationRep:
    Basically yeah, mummy and daddy had sex. It was difficult but it was manageable.
    Offline

    1
    ReputationRep:
    After far too many barrels of wine
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    magic
    Offline

    2
    ReputationRep:
    They had a special hug
    Offline

    18
    ReputationRep:
    Even though his dad probably wasn't able to fill the whole hole, apparently it worked out
    It's still less brutal than if his dad was a giant and his mum a human...
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    The dad obvious crawled into the unsuspecting giantess and wnaked in her feotus/ovaries.
    • PS Helper
    Offline

    16
    ReputationRep:
    Well you see very small dogs mating with very large ones. I'm sure it could work with giant people and not so giant people.
    Offline

    2
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by jb9191)
    His dad was Verne Troyer and his mum was Dawn French.
    :rofl: Ohh, god, that's probably the only thing that's actually made me laugh on TSR.
    Offline

    2
    ReputationRep:
    You only need around 4 inches in human terms.
    Hagrid's dad would have managed with a a giant if he was well endowed.
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    Wouldn't it be sort of like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
    Offline

    14
    ReputationRep:
    This is the best question I have ever been asked..... LOL
    Offline

    2
    ReputationRep:
    Nobody's told you about the special hug?! :zomg:
    Well, when a daddy and a mummy love each other very much...

    But in all seriousness, Hagrids' Mum must have been somewhat dissatisfied. Don't you think? And one of them must have been mighty hairy... I'm guessing it must have been his mum, because she would have had enough trouble finding daddy's ding-dong without having to root through a load of bushy crotch whiskers. And do you think people sperm and giant eggs would even be compatible... maybe it's like when a horse mates with a pony and makes a mule... a small, fertility-challenged cross-breed. Who knows.
    • Offline

      0
      (Original post by ipulledhermione)
      The dad obvious crawled into the unsuspecting giantess and ****ed in her ovaries.
      :rofl: exactly.
      Offline

      1
      ReputationRep:
      Engaged in some S&M I imagine. Some men do like to be dominated you know.
      Offline

      9
      ReputationRep:
      (Original post by IlexBlue)
      Wouldn't it be sort of like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
      Like an earthworm exploring a train tunnel...
      Offline

      1
      ReputationRep:
      (Original post by IlexBlue)
      Wouldn't it be sort of like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
      If so, i reckon he walked up the hallway and jizzed on the door
     
     
     
    Reply
    Submit reply
    TSR Support Team

    We have a brilliant team of more than 60 Support Team members looking after discussions on The Student Room, helping to make it a fun, safe and useful place to hang out.

    Updated: December 15, 2010
  1. See more of what you like on The Student Room

    You can personalise what you see on TSR. Tell us a little about yourself to get started.

  2. Poll
    Did TEF Bronze Award affect your UCAS choices?
  3. See more of what you like on The Student Room

    You can personalise what you see on TSR. Tell us a little about yourself to get started.

  4. The Student Room, Get Revising and Marked by Teachers are trading names of The Student Room Group Ltd.

    Register Number: 04666380 (England and Wales), VAT No. 806 8067 22 Registered Office: International House, Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XE

    Quick reply
    Reputation gems: You get these gems as you gain rep from other members for making good contributions and giving helpful advice.