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Succulent. 
Fruity.
Boobs.
Fruity.
Boobs.
Willies are much better. Even the word sounds better.Nah, boobs actually has b(.)(.)bs in it.
But willies rolls off the tongue. All too literally.
In other news, how do I know if my nectarine is ripe? Cos they're hard (hard ) anyway, but the pack says 'ripen at home'. Bastards.
) anyway, but the pack says 'ripen at home'. Bastards.
Do you bite them off or something?
8=D~~(.)(.) tbh 
Original post by Crazy Paving Do you bite them off or something?
Do you bite them off or something? succulent does not merit biting. Neither does my boyfriend. :mmmm:I think I'll hit the hay. I really do want to eat that cheese string and a nectarine though...
Original post by aliluvschoc
Original post by aliluvschoc succulent does not merit biting. Neither does my boyfriend. :mmmm:
succulent does not merit biting. Neither does my boyfriend. :mmmm:I bet you would if you were craving a sausage sandwich or a gherkin.
Original post by Crazy Paving
I bet you would if you were craving a sausage sandwich or a gherkin.
He doesn't like to look at me when I'm chomping on a gherkin.
gherkins, that's just plain nasty. that's the sort of **** you'd throw at the mc. donalds staff for puttin 'em in your burgers!!
so if a big throbbing cock was stuck in front of you, would you suck it dry?
Gherkins are the best! The taste and the knobblyness and the crunch 
Original post by sil3nt_cha0s
so if a big throbbing cock was stuck in front of you, would you suck it dry?
Only if it was Sammy's.I like gherkins, more so than pickled onions actually.
That's a disappointment tbh.
I love the huge ones you get from fish and chip shops.
Original post by sil3nt_cha0s
Original post by sil3nt_cha0s
That's a disappointment tbh.
Why? Because there aren't plenty more girls out there to suck your big throbbing cock dry?
Gherkins 
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