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    So yeah, I'm doing this as a favour to my friend on TSR.

    She's a bit of a nympho and has rather large breasts. Basically she's looking for eligible bachelors to come forward (preferably with pictures) so she can choose one as her plaything

    She's bored and apparently her vagina is currently rather moist :sogood: (I may have made the very last bit up there...)

    Good luck guys!
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    Why would I date any of you munters?
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    (Original post by lovely_me)
    Why would I date any of you munters?
    Never knew you was bi innit.
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    (Original post by G8D)
    If it's lovely then I'm in.
    I can't reveal the identity...that defeats the purpose.
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    Why aren't you doing it?
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    :rofl2:


    Please be lella... I'll turn her into a meat eater :sexface:
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    (Original post by Crazy Paving)
    Why aren't you doing it?
    We're friends

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    :rofl2:


    Please be lella... I'll turn her into a meat eater :sexface:
    Are you interested? She's a filthy one :ahee:
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    Oh yeahhhhh
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    (Original post by A_master)
    We're friends
    lol

    LOL

    :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by yoyo462001)
    Oh yeahhhhh
    Hell yeah

    (Original post by Crazy Paving)
    lol

    LOL

    :rolleyes:
    :ahee:

    I know I know. But this one is different. She's just a friend
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    (Original post by A_master)
    Are you interested? She's a filthy one :ahee:
    Mhm. I'm thinking pink, fluffy handcuffs :perv:
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    I thought she'd be looking for a man.
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    (Original post by G8D)
    How quaint.
    She's wondering what you had in mind.... :perv:
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    (Original post by Crazy Paving)
    I thought she'd be looking for a man.
    She asks if you're up for the job? :sexface:
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    If she's that attractive, why does she need you to be her 'TSR pimp'? :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by A_master)
    She asks if you're up for the job? :sexface:
    I'm up, definitely up. :yep: It's just that, in terms of location, up is too far to go. Tell her finger that my penis is jealous, and wants to fight it out one day.
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    (Original post by Crazy Paving)
    I'm up, definitely up. :yep: It's just that, in terms of location, up is too far to go. Tell her finger that my penis is jealous, and wants to fight it out one day.
    She doesn't live North though


    (Original post by G8D)
    Now that would be telling.
    See Sango's q

    (Original post by sango)
    Mhm. I'm thinking pink, fluffy handcuffs :perv:
    She wants you to describe yourself in 3 words...

    (Original post by lovely_me)
    If she's that attractive, why does she need you to be her 'TSR pimp'? :rolleyes:
    She has offers irl but is bored and wants to broaden her horizons innit.
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    :rofl:
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    (Original post by G8D)
    ****, has and massive.
    She asks if you like older wimminz?
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    (Original post by G8D)
    Define 'older' :eyeball:
    20 doe...
 
 
 
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