Must plan revenge Watch
I could suggest better, but i don't think the revenge is that serious - and he'd end up in a lot of trouble. So it's better to stick with the laxative or other added ingredients.
lol, i could lick im in the freezer, the inside handle is really crap, so dat could be fun. As for iodine crystals, do u know nywhere else i can get them appart from boots?
please do suggest anything better if you've got it on hand hehe. My better half painted my toe nails purple a few weeks ago, just because I tipped half a small bag of crisps over her head. I need something good for revenge.
That's a bit much
Just put a bottle of laxative in his milkshake instead.
Could just squirt mayo on the front of his (black) trousers. look like he had an accident.
Nope sorry, but if you're desperate for the iodine crysatls, labpackchemicals.co.uk will have all the stuff you need.
Nail varnish remover??
No, sounds too dangerous, not stable enough he'll blow his hand off transporting the stuff. It's all a bit too extreme i feel. But nitroglycerine would be more stable to use. Or there's alternate means, ie. the post (and i'm not saying any more)
IMO you can never beat a good plating.
But a sunday newspaper with a magazine and go through looking for all the ads for commemmorative plates, novelty chess sets, statuetes etc etc - the ones that say "Send no money now!!". Send off for a bundle of them for him every sunday and he'll recieve a ton of crappy goods which he will either have to organise himself to send back within the 28 day limit or face the red bills for payment.
Not that I would ever dream of doing something so nasty to someone...
YEAH!!!! Really good ideas now, an once i get the iodine crystals, hehhehhehhehhehhehhehheh