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    Would you babes go out with me based on this info:

    - I'm average build; 5ft10inches
    - Medium length black hair; styled
    - I like going to the cinema with someone to share my snacks with!
    - I like music. I listen to classical music a lot because I study this, especially Baroque; though I listen to other genres too.
    - I like Georgian architecture. The symmetry appeals to me. It's so grand and I like high ceilings in stately homes
    - I want to go traveling before (or after) university. I would like to travel through Europe, experience culture... I would love to have someone with me though to share the experience, no doubt I will!
    - I'm fairly clever. I attained 10A* at GCSE. Predicted AAAA for AS.
    - I would love to study at Oxford. Perhaps Geography or Earth Sciences
    - I like grapes! I once ate so many grapes that I couldn't stand up...
    - Chocolate is great too. I'm addicted to chocolate, but I try to avoid it as it gves me spots.
    - I like the smell of petrol
    - I'm a perfectionist... Blah Blah Blah... I'm only satisfied if things are perfect.
    - I like playing computer games; mainly World of Warcraft, CoD...etc
    - I look like Justin Bieber, but slightly taller and with black hair but without the extreme 'gayness' of course.
    - I like it when I'm in control of a situation.
    - I try to please people a lot. If I had a girlfriend I would make her feel so special!
    - I have rich parents
    - I masturbate 2/3 times a day... lol...
    - I have brown eyes
    - Sometimes I'm nervous around new people, so I avoid speaking, which makes me ignorant to some, but I'm not ignorant!
    - I want to live in Scandinavia or at least visit there when I'm older
    - I like diversity and culture.
    - I want to **** someone so bad now! I'm so horny!
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    ...loool.
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    You forgot to add:

    - I'm such a social recluse in real life so I post this on an internet forum because I can't go out and get girls face-to-face.


    Edit: Thanks for the neg, OP :rolleyes:
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    So you're a frequently masturbating petrol sniffer, correct?
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    if you supply me with countless Tampons
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    Well, if you want honest answers. Based on that info you aren't my type


    Okay bye.
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    why would you mention how often you masturbate??
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    I think I'd trample all over you.
    Not in the way you'd probably like either.
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    Trooollllll
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    Is this for real?

    Ps.Pics or GTFO
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    It would be more appealing not to advertise yourself on the net... get yourself out lol!
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    SillyRodent
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    Re: GIRLS: Would you date me?
    So you're a frequently masturbating petrol sniffer, correct?


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    (Original post by DanielleT192)
    It would be more appealing not to advertise yourself on the net... get yourself out lol!

    And I lol'd that every reply is from males...

    We like to check up on our competition. So far it's all good.
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    You remind me of Tanwar from eastenders.....
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    hmmmm so you 'have rich parents'...yup, thats definitely swayed me -_-

    some of this stuff is completely irrelevent! but I'm sure someone would want to date you, everyone having their own different types and all...
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    I just ate a grape and I http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY.

    I'd totally take you Bach to mine to make Destouches on you and for you to Caress-i-me, if I wasn't sure that you'd Schüt-zo prematurely from not being able to Handel it...
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    no sorry, i dont like people who like grapes
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    (Original post by Abused Tampon)
    if you supply me with countless Tampons
    IDK why I haven't found your posts old now. I still laugh out loud everytime I read one .
    @OP: You sound like a decent guy but being so open about your sexuality mean I probably wouldn't.
    EMZ=]
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    Snacks you say? :cookie:

    What kind of snacks?
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    I don't like guys who can't handle their grapes :rolleyes:
 
 
 
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