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    Last Saturday I took the girl of my dreams out on a date to the starbucks in Carlisle. Having had stomach trouble for the few days earlier, about half way through when she was stroking my leg, I ripped filthy air biscuit, it was silent but the smell was rancid and I am 100 percent certain she smelled it and knew it was me by the look on her face.

    Have I ruined my chances with her? Should I call her again or will I eternally be known as the guy who farted on the first date?

    Any advice would be rally appreciated
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    You've quite literally blown it out of your anus, sir.
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    I live in Carlisle. If I go to that Starbucks with that stench still be there? If it isn't; you are trollin'.
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    Wait til she fanny farts.
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    Thanks guys, Any other ideas
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    feign ignorance then blame her.
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    You didn't hi5 her, sorry mate. You blew it.
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    LOL
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    :rofl:

    You never know, farting may be a turn on for some ladies
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    (Original post by Serano)
    You've quite literally blown it out of your anus, sir.
    ahahahahahahahahhahahaahaahahah :lol:
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    Depends how she reacted, maybe you should ask her if she thought you had farted or something, simple way is if she wasn't too happy would be to apologise, but if she didn't accept it then she's being really petty.
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    Lol. Seriously though, what if she had a nice time? You'll never one if she wants to see you again unless you give it a shot. It'll be fine. If she turns you down, it's probably because you have an uninteresting personality, not the fart.
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    why not ask her for another date?
    she may have liked you enough to look past it
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    Let's just hope that she never finds out that your TSR name is "poem boy" - sounds like a name that you would chant in the playground.
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    (Original post by Albertine)
    :rofl:

    You never know, farting may be a turn on for some ladies
    You mean like this:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_fetish
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    Ewww that is so disgusting. Ofcourse you have blown it.
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    as a girl for me that would be my biggest turn off, it would change the whole way I looked at you!
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    I'd find it friggin hilarious. That said, I am rather childish when it comes to my humour and I find a good fart to be one of the funniest things on earth.

    I wouldn't be that bothered, unless the smell was REALLY bad. Otherwise it'd be funny. I wouldn't be put off by that, and if she is then it's a bit petty!
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    don't worry i **** myself when i had sex with this girl for the first time, she actually enjoyed it...although the smell was a bit of a turn off
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