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    Prince William is a seat sniffer.

    According to an intercepted cable released by Wikileaks today, Prince William has a sexual fettish for sniffing other mens bottoms.

    The first time he got into trouble for it was during his freshers week at St Andews University when a fellow fresher made a complaint to the police. At the time, palace officials put it down to the stress of starting Uni and swept it under the carpet. But it happened again during his work experience with the armed forces, when a fellow Royal Navy recruit made an official complaint that William pressed his face into the recruit's backside, and held it there for a prolonged period despite pleas for him to stop.

    The leak goes on to say that this was a huge concern for the Royal household, as they feared he wouldn't be able to marry until he had successfully completed a course of therapy sessions in order to 'cure' him. This probably explains why it took him so long to get engaged.

    This has to be the funniest and most humiliating wikileak ever!
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    Hanging around too much with corgis as a baby does that to a person.
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    **** off this can't be true. Please tell me this is true, if this is true this will make my day. And I've had a ****ty day!
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    This is absolutely true.

    It isn't listed on 'The Guardian' wikileaks web page, because the British government issued a 'D Notice' stopping any British news outlet from revealing anything that may damage Britain.
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    Yeah it's funny but was there any need in leaking this? lol
 
 
 
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