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    And now for a short poem by Abigail Swansworth III:

    **** me.
    It's cold.

    Yeah no longer anakin formerly a Skywalker
    Son’s next rebel hero but I’ll be sith forever
    I’m the newest Dark lord
    And since my training years
    I can choke from anywhere
    Yeah my force is everywhere
    Used to run with Obi Wan
    We were both best buds foreva but after three movies
    Now I’ve got a blood vendetta Grew up on Tatooine
    No vegetation Catch me rolling through the cosmos
    in a moon-like station to Leia’s home nation
    Death Star wrecks it Now princess knows
    Vader ain’t one to mess with
    Flying through the trenches
    Blasting rebel noobies
    What happened to the fat one
    Think he died of heart disease
    All that’s left is this guy
    Chasing him in my Tie
    I won’t deny That his force is pretty damn high
    Damn i just got wiped out
    Falcon shot the back of me
    Spinning into outerspace
    But I’ll be back definitely

    In Star Wars Empire is out to find Leia
    Death star plans in R2
    Shoot the exhaust port
    Kenobi may now be see-through
    But the force is within Luke
    Let’s hear it for new hope, new hope, new hope

    Catch me rockin boots and a cape like superman
    Hell, I made wearing black more famous than that Jay-Z can
    You should know I’d find you, hiding out at Echo
    Now I got a Blizzard Force eliminate you quick yo
    Welcome to the planet Hoth
    AT-ATs hit the spot Walking tanks are too legit
    But they fall down a lot
    Check the front, check the back, cant find the Falcon yet
    We need them all alive, so no disintegrations Boba Fett
    8 million asteroids, where’d your little ship go?
    Get me to Cloud City, I got Lando on my payroll
    Me I gotta double check if carbonite’s ok
    If freezin’s safe for Han
    Doing Luke the same way
    New deal Lando ain’t no pardon
    Kid blew up my boys rest in peace Moff Tarkin
    Turns out we are family
    Embrace your dark fate
    Dad and son together, yo
    No way the emperor’s safe, cause…

    In Star Wars now Han Solo’s a coffee table
    There’s nothing Luke can do
    He’s on Dagobah
    With some dyslexic Jedi dude
    Right hand still got sliced through
    Looks like they struck back, struck back, struck back

    Lightsabers grinding palpatine’s smiling
    Cause he knew it would come to this
    The light side is blind with casualties
    Who do evil casually, then gradually become worse
    Don’t fight your destiny wasn’t a great dad, true
    Absent all the while no happy times behind us, and plus
    now I’m killin’ you
    Keep fencing mister, ’cause now I sense a sister
    You don’t go bad, maybe I’ll enlist her
    Now Emperor wants you, only wants me rubbed out
    You controlled your anger, stayed light side devout
    Watch out kid, he’s got lightning bolts to immolate Uh-uh, hell no
    daddy powers activate
    End this prune with a badass murder suicide
    Bald headed, mask off, heart melted kid you were right
    Burn all my gear so those Ewoks can’t wear it again
    Do it, I’ll be watching you, a ghost, name of Anakin

    In Star Wars
    Destroy new Death Star’s generator
    Ewoks to the rescue
    Blast through to the core
    This Regime’s gonna be brand new
    Galactic Empire’s through
    The Jedi have returned, returned, returned

    I froze your tears and made a dagger,
    and stabbed it in my **** forever.
    It stays there like Excalibur,
    Are you my Arthur?
    Say you are.

    Take this cool dark steeled blade,
    Steal it, sheath it, in your lake.
    I'd drown with you to be together.
    Must you breathe? Cos I need Heaven.

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