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    A South Carolina man was arrested for allegedly masturbating during the new Harry Potter movie.

    Alexander Ofner, 39, was seated in the back row during an afternoon showing of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows when he was busted.

    On Monday the Bluffton Police Department received a 911 emergency call at 1:10 pm and went to the cinema.

    After arriving at the theater officers went to the projection booth to scope out their suspect.

    From the perch, according to the police report posted by The Smoking Gun, they 'observe[d] a white male touching his genitals'.

    Ofner was promptly arrested for Indecent Exposure and taken to jail.

    The latest Harry Potter movie was given a more-adult rating of PG-13 and features a topless makeout scene between Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe.

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    I think he got a little excited with his wand...
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    :lolwut:

    Well... each to there own I guess... Ahem.
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    Did someone say Harry Potter porn?

    http://www.youtube.com/user/DirtyPotterFan

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGcUBw0GUUQ
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    Having seen the film, I'm not surprised... :sexface:

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    Joke. There were maybe two masturbate-worthy scenes.
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    Why do it? Why Why Why?
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    Help! Police! Emergency!!1!

    There's a white male touching his genitals!!!
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    Wait, Harry and Hermione make out?

    How did that happen?
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    'I could do you for afters, Dumbledore...'
    said by Fenrir Greyback

    "... Malfoy taking care to bang as hard as he could into Ron..."

    "...he appreciated the stark contrast between my own unassuming manners and quiet talent, compared to the pushing, thrusting young man..."
    Said by Trelawney, no doubt apprehensive at what Dumbledore seeks in prospective Hogwarts teachers

    "I am his Head of House, and I shall decide how hard, or otherwise, to be," said Snape curtly. "Follow me, Draco."

    Dumbledore got to his feet and walked around the desk, past Harry, who turned eagerly in his seat to watch Dumbledore bending over the cabinet beside the door.
    tsk tsk...

    "Wood might have done the Slytherins if he could've got away with it," said Fred fairly.
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    A 911 emergency call for this? Really?

    I guess the guy's going to the prison...of Azkaban! :awesome:
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      He was using his wand to cast a spell. What's wrong with that?
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      Why do it in the new one when Hermione is all grown up? What a weirdo...
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      LOL. "Dirty Potter Fan" is amazing. XD
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      Honestly is this what daily mail readers are interested in? A middle aged man ****ing in public IN ANOTHER COUNTRY and getting caught is the best story this paper can come up with. I bet they couldn't believe their luck when they sniffed this one out!
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      Rule 34. Enough said.
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      (Original post by Quadratic)
      Rule 34. Enough said.
      Beat me to it.
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      Damn, no rep left today.
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      I don't think he was lookin at hermione when polishing his wand

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      (Original post by sango)
      a topless makeout scene between Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe.


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