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    ... for me, creative, here's a but o festive jollification:

    Atheist's festive prayer

    Let us spray ... snow... where's the can?

    Ahem ...

    Our parents, are in front of the telly.

    Hollering be my game, my good times come
    my will be done
    On Earth cos there ain't no heaven.

    Give us this night a tandoori blow-out
    And give us your address please
    For mine is the bling, that car and the glory
    For one long seasonal bender.
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    Definitely drunk. Tis the season to be drunk
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    Marvellous! Did you write that?
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    Indifferent. She who doesn't celebrate Xmas is just indifferent.
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    (Original post by Addzter)
    Marvellous! Did you write that?
    Yes, but these aren't original:

    A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. "What denomination?" asked the clerk. "Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 50 Catholic and 50 Baptist ones."

    A mega-church started up a Emotional Support Group for middle aged men experiencing hair loss. Apparently they close every meeting with the benediction, "Go, and thin no more"

    Good King Wenceslas went out to the pizza parlour and ordered a pizza. The assistant asked, "Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?"

    A vicar was talking to one of his parishioners. He said "When you get to my age you spend a lot more time thinking about the hereafter." "What do you say that", enquires the parishioner. The vicar replies "Well, I often find myself going into a room and thinking what did I come in hear after."
 
 
 
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