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    Hey guys. Has anybody ever been looking at porn then clicked onto another window when a parent comes in like you normally would, but then have them wanting to use the computer for 5 minutes?

    My dad just wanted to look on amazon whilst I had a window at the bottom saying "Big Tits." He does have ropey eye sight so he may not have noticed what that said unless he directly looked at the windows at the bottom. However, I am so worried that he did. Thank god, he didn't say anything if he did see it.

    I'm just wondering, does anyone have any good strategies of quickly getting rid of porn if somebody is looking directly at the computer?

    Thanks
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    "Give me five minutes to finish this paragraph and then you can use it."
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    Press the power button. When he asks just say you sneezed or something.
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    I dont let anyone else use my own browser. have a portable defaulted version for everyone else to use....
    I close opera to the taskbar if i have to lend my PC, and if I was browsing something important..
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    Nonchalantly throw the computer out of an open window.
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    click X
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    Fortunately my parents don't need to use my computer, and, if they did, I am cautious enough to close the window in time.
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    Chloroform.
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    Use Firefox, close tab when parent walks in. Simple
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    "Oh no, I was doing research for my Biology homework and came across this abomination!"
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    if u use chrome / mozilla just get the panic button extension... press a key and all windows hide... also have the option of opening a new inconspicious windows... like TSR... hehehehehe


    https://chrome.google.com/extensions...bhmokfmnglamcm
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    I think I've caught my Dad watching porn more times than he's caught me. So not much of a problem for me.
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    right click, close the window/tab? alternatively auto-hide taskbar?
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    If you're using Firefox (or, I think, a tabbed version of IE) press ctrl + W to close the tab. :idea:
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    "just let me finish my ****"
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    Just finish your masturbation session with him there, I'm sure he won't mind.
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    (Original post by Cicerao)
    "Give me five minutes to finish this paragraph and then you can use it."
    This is all you need to say :yes:
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    whyn watch when parents are awaken? just watch and fap when all are asleep or expect you to be asleep but cant hear anything and use headphones ffs. as for file storage [if you share computer] lrn2rarjpeg.
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    I remember when I was about 13 and my computer froze while I was trying to close the tabs.

    Worst thing ever.

    Luckily it was 2001 and my dial-connection had only managed to load up a single, solitary boob.
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    "NO! Get your own damn laptop!!!"
 
 
 
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