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    My firend is having a problem as he does not know what to say the next day when he's texting his friends about his achievment of getting laid

    The funnier the better!


    So any phrases would be great except for the obvious such as...bombs away, bone city, I win, boom goes the dynamite, who f***ing tonight etc
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    To start it off, I said "Achievment Unlocked"
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    giggity
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    Nah-nah-ne-nah-nah!
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    "I got laid, LOL"
    Seems pretty standard :rofl:
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb02Sujw31w
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    Your friend must be really secure.
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      He should text 'DROPPIN' LOADS' whilst cumming.
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      (Original post by Peachykeen09)
      giggity
      Roufy Colarda?
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      [Insert girls name] - a lady.
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      When my best friend lost her virginity 5 years ago I got a really loserish text being like 'I lost my virginity at 3.56am this morning <3'.

      ..Don't do that.
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      - I'm better than you
      - I win
      - I got a girls rat out
      - I deemed her smile as consent last night
      - Smell my finger?
      - I supermanned a ho last night
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      Tell him to text this:

      "Guess what my latest TSR thread's about?"
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      Well last time when I was driving this guy home his phone rang and someone asked how long he would be - I said 10 minutes, but he amended that to 'probably half an hour, I'll probably get raped again'. His subtle way of telling his mate he got laid...

      *NB not literally - as if I was actually strong enough to force this guy to have sex with me if he really didn't want to!*
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      "I feel so empty. Oh, God, what has my life become?"

      Yeah, that.
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      'SUM CHICK BANGED ME YEH MMMMM'

      That should do it.
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      Homer Simpson: Woo Hoo!!
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      "I was thinking of you throughout it all"
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      So much head,woke up in sleepy hollow
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      Me and my friends used to salute each other and say job/mission accomplished.

      Were awesome I know.
     
     
     
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