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    Hi,
    I just ordered an adult magazine and it will come in 2 or 3 days. The thing is I'm staying with a bunch of people in my block who go to the same Uni as mine. The poster usually just put postal stuff in the front door so I'm afraid people might see the name on the magazine and make fun of me
    What should I do now???
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    Tangible porn is sooooooo yesterday
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    1- Decline the order, if there's time
    2- Hope that you get hold of it first
    3- accept it and make fun of yourself with the people in your block and laugh it off.
    4- lie, say it's a joke tradition from a brother or old friend, you always do it at christmas?

    Hope one of my options helps!
    Next time think before you order.
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    "It wasn't me." :mute:
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    Use the internet instead? :confused:
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      Real men watch internet porn.
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      Buying porn is for idiots, let this teach you a lesson
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      troll nobody buys porn anymore
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      LOL dw im sure your flatmates would enjoy the magazine too
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      Why has it just occured to you now? :/
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      Uuh, usually adult stuff comes discreetly packaged so unless they open it by accident, they won't be finding out about your porno habit.
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      Say you only read it for the articles and coupons.
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      (Original post by DarkSenrine)
      Say you only read it for the articles and coupons.
      YOu made my day lol
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      It's not PORN read it carefully please. I said it's an adult magazine like playboy and stuff..
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      (Original post by badgerkins)
      Uuh, usually adult stuff comes discreetly packaged so unless they open it by accident, they won't be finding out about your porno habit.
      Aye assuming toys and such and magazines are treated in the same way then it'll be a plain brown package, or more likely a large padded envelope in this case I suppose. Shouldn't have any information regarding the sender.

      Anyway ordering a magazine? I introduce you young one...to the internet. Take heed, for there are many roads to tread, some will lead you into dark corners which will warp your very soul...remember, what has been seen, cannot be unseen.

      Ah it's softcore, not so bad I suppose, but equally embarrassing. Still...the above applies.
     
     
     
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