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    Basically I want my lover mate to be jealous. He's been ignoring me past few days. I want a status message that'll make him realise I'm out with another male friend. Ideas?
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    You could say: "just had a 3 some. They were both really nice guys and one even asked me out for a date"
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    I'm boning your brother/best friend and have been since we met.
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    I'm an attention seeking little *****.
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    "[Name] hasn't been so sexually satisfied in a long time"
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    treat people like you would like to be treated.
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    lol seriously how old are you?
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Basically I want my lover mate to be jealous. He's been ignoring me past few days. I want a status message that'll make him realise I'm out with another male friend. Ideas?
    Don't come across as childish and desperate, he'll see straight through such a status. The best thing to do to make someone jealous is to just not contact them. Works like a charm. Then again that is from a male perspective.
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    I ****ed 5 men in the last 7 days.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Basically I want my lover mate to be jealous. He's been ignoring me past few days. I want a status message that'll make him realise I'm out with another male friend. Ideas?
    Try and ignore him for a few days. If you want him to be jealous there's no point in lying and saying your out with other lads. If you ignore him and don't contact him in anyway he'll realise that he misses you and can't loose you. If you lie to him about some other lad being in the picture he might not get jealous and just give up on your relationship.

    Think before you write anything as your status .
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    (Original post by Law123mus)
    You could say: "just had a 3 some. They were both really nice guys and one even asked me out for a date"
    3some involving 2 girls would make him more jealous? :dontknow:



    Also: the whole idea is stupid and childish.
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    "Mmm, had a big, lush weiner/hot dog for lunch, better than the cocktail sausage I normally have at home ;-)"

    The above is the definition of subtlety.
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    1) Had such a good time last night
    2) stop playing stupid games.
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    "Had the best day ever with X, can't wait until tomorrow!!"
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    I agree with the third comment
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    (Original post by Sabertooth)
    3some involving 2 girls would make him more jealous? :dontknow:



    Also: the whole idea is stupid and childish.
    No it isn't.
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    pretend it is a message intended for one of your girlie friends

    "omg [name], this guy's twice his size, reaches places i didnt know about!"

    guaranteed to troll your bf/exbf/whatever it is about
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    (Original post by Law123mus)
    No it isn't.
    So rather than talk things through with this guy and sort out why he might be ignoring her, she's going to make up some **** on facebook to try and make him jealous and that's a better idea?
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    lol @ the Morals Brigade

    OP, you could say something like "off out for dinner and drinks with X" if you put anything sexual it will be too obvious that you're bulls***ting and trying to provoke a reaction.
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    (Original post by Sabertooth)
    So rather than talk things through with this guy and sort out why he might be ignoring her, she's going to make up some **** on facebook to try and make him jealous and that's a better idea?
    Yes
 
 
 
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